indecomposabilitied
indefinabilitied

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indecomposabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that the evening cannot be divided into sensible portions. indecomposabled (/ˌɪndiːkəmˈpəʊzəbəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a single journey from bar to lavatory requires several sittings. Kyris was indecomposabled and took the long route round one table.
indecomposablenessed adj. Drunk and treating the evening as one indivisible undertaking, including the queue, the kebab and the bus. Natavia was indecomposablenessed and refused to separate dancing from waiting for chips. indecorousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary pub decorum is no longer being observed, even by accident. Laylynn was indecorousnessed and applauded the hand dryer after using it. indecorumed adj. Drunk enough to conduct a private disagreement publicly, and a public one with the furniture. indefatigabilitied adj. Drunk beyond fatigue, continuing the same round of greetings long after the pub has emptied. indefatigablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted every topic, yet continues ceremonially with the weather. Loreena remained indefatigablenessed, delivering a valedictory address on the merits of another biscuit. indefatigationed adj. Describing a drinker who has conquered fatigue, and now merely requires somewhere horizontal. Faizaan was indefatigationed, tirelessly pursuing the sofa with diminishing dignity. indefeasibilitied (/ɪndɪˌfiːzɪˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. A drinker who cannot be defeated in principle, though a coat stand may yet prevail. Zyden, indefeasibilitied, challenged the coat stand and lost only his hat. indefeasiblenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every objection is dismissed, especially the suggestion of going home. indefectibilitied adj. The state of being drunk and incapable of failing, except at opening the front door. Azariah remained indefectibilitied until the key met the lock. indefed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which acquaintance has just been permanently barred from the conversation. indefensibilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has no defensible position, but presents several nevertheless. indefensiblenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an indefensible claim about having had enough. indeficiencied adj. Reduced by drink to having sufficient reason for another round, and little else. Treyshaun was indeficiencied, finding ample grounds for one final pudding.
indefinabilitied adj. Softened by drink into a condition that resists description, particularly near the buffet. Shirron was indefinabilitied, a formal presence dissolving gently beside the sausage rolls.