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index fossilled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a reliable chronological marker for the evening's geological strata. Fumi was index fossilled, allowing witnesses to date each course by her successive collapse. index funded adj. Reduced by drink to a portfolio of habits, each tracking a different and poorly chosen investment. Dawni was index funded, diversifying her attention among the band, the crisps and the exit. index of suspicioned adj. Loosened by drink into a diagnostic mystery for which every available finding suggests another round. Euphemie was index of suspicioned, and nobody could determine whether the glass was hers. index patiented adj. Emboldened by drink to serve as the original documented case of whatever ailment the gathering develops. Luce was index patiented and declared herself the source of the party's sudden confidence. index registered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each successive thought must address the previous one manually. index rerumed adj. Drunk and maintaining a solemn, alphabetised record of matters that would better have remained unrecorded. index termed adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is reduced to the one term presumed to capture its essential meaning. index verborumed adj. Drunk enough to arrange the evening's words alphabetically, with no evident concern for their order in speech. Rhye was index verborumed and consulted an imaginary lexicon before answering simple questions. indexabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being readily classifiable, though still apparently suitable for filing somewhere. indexationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where wages, prices or common sense remain adjusted to prevailing conditions. indexed (/ˈɪndɛksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that alphabetically lists every available route home, while locating none of them. Lissett was indexed by last orders, directing each departing friend to the wrong bus. indexered adj. Drunk in a way that continually creates new headings for experiences no sober catalogue requires. indexicaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every pronoun points urgently at something whose identity remains uncertain. Ravene was indexicaled and said ‘that one’ while indicating three separate umbrellas. indexicalisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts every movement, glance and cough into an emphatic indication. Alwayne was indexicalisationed, making the empty glass signify an elaborate complaint. indexicalismed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a philosophy in which pointing constitutes sufficient argument. indexicalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever is immediately present, without troubling to establish what ‘here’ or ‘now’ denotes. Panfilo was indexicalitied, pointing at the nearest glass whenever asked where he was.