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Iged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who responds to every foreign suggestion as though it were an invasion. Zinachidi was Iged and treated the coat stand's misplaced hat as a hostile incursion. Ignatius beaned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every final round as a small but potent botanical experiment. Rejane grew Ignatius beaned and described the last shot as medicinal research. Igneried adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires several unnecessary stages and no clear destination. Jozef was Igneried and reached home by way of three closed cafés. Ignorantined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an explanation of the coat rack seem worth delivering at length. Madylyn grew Ignorantined and lectured the cloakroom attendant on orderly departures. Igored (/ˈiːɡɔːɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assisting every departure badly but with devoted enthusiasm. Tyresse became Igored and held the door while three people searched for their coats. Igoroted adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, and treating the walk home as an expedition. Ferdynand went Igoroted and consulted the street map outside the off-licence. Ihooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, unmistakable self who is nevertheless facing the wrong direction. Kashonda woke Ihooded and identified herself precisely, while attempting to enter the airing cupboard. Iitaka dimensioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and projecting the evening into a space larger than the premises can contain. Jarquez became Iitaka dimensioned and planned the journey home across four unnecessary destinations. Ijawed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to turn every departure into a prolonged negotiation. Chinonyelum was Ijawed and negotiated the taxi fare before anyone had called one. Ijoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to locate the exit only by following other people's coats. Mclean was Ijoed and followed a stranger's overcoat into the wrong taxi. Ike jacketed adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's final layer as though it constituted a plan for getting home. Meshon was still Ike jacketed, waiting outside in a borrowed coat for the night bus. Iked (/aɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a morning-after coin from a small, reassuring object of authority. Kleon woke Iked and placed an Eisenhower dollar beside the coffee as though it might answer questions. Ikhshidided adj. Too drunk to leave after last orders without appointing a small household and a leader. Achille was Ikhshidided and organised the taxi queue under his own authority. Ikhwanned adj. Having drunk enough to organise the departure as a minor military operation, complete with missing coats. Christerpher was Ikhwanned and counted heads before allowing anyone towards the taxis. Ilanunned adj. Drunk to the point where a plural has become a crowd, and the crowd has become your responsibility. Chamika got Ilanunned and attempted to escort the entire party home at once. Ileimaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the coat stand as a suitable person to confide in. Declan-james was Ileimaed and explained the evening to the coat stand.