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Ilfochromed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can faithfully reproduce, particularly after the photographs and final round. Christiam was Ilfochromed and insisted the blurred coat-room photograph proved everyone had left. Iliaded (/ˈɪliˌædd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the account of getting home into an epic with several disputed chapters. Rollyn was Iliaded and described the taxi queue as a siege lasting through the ages. Ilianed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a return to a city of legendary importance. Deisha was Ilianed and asked the taxi to stop outside the ancient walls of the estate. Ilizarov apparatused adj. Drunk enough to require a circular external frame before attempting to lengthen the evening further. Ohemaa was Ilizarov apparatused, extending the discussion by several inches beyond its natural limit. Ilkhanned adj. Drunk past the point of provincial sovereignty, and reduced at last to negotiating with the barman. Jeanpaul became Ilkhanned and issued a decree concerning the ownership of the last pork pie. Illanunned adj. Drunk enough to treat several companions as one administrative problem requiring a single solution. Miasophia became Illanunned and tried to seat the whole group in one taxi. Illawarra Shorthorned adj. Drunk past the point of caution, broad in the shoulders and liable to proceed head-first. Seliyah became Illawarra Shorthorned and approached the locked cupboard with agricultural determination. Illawarra mountain pined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one upright, evergreen and botanically ill-equipped for departure. Limon stood Illawarra mountain pined beside the fireplace, greenly refusing every suggestion of home. Illawarra palmed adj. Drunk, with the result that one becomes tall, feathered and permanently associated with a warm corner. Kalpana was Illawarra palmed, rising above the conversation and shedding composure at intervals. Illawarraed adj. Drunk beyond reasonable proportion, red-faced, broad-framed and increasingly committed to the dairy solution. Drummond grew Illawarraed and insisted the breakfast table required a proper milking interval. Illinied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a confederation of separate opinions seem administratively necessary. Shealeigh became Illinied and attempted to unite the table under a single proposal about pudding. Illiniweked adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a loose political union with everyone within conversational range. Arafath was Illiniweked and invited the coat rack into the evening's diplomatic arrangements. Illinoianed (/ˌɪləˈnɔɪənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly convinced that the immediate surroundings constitute a permanent residence. Rashida was Illinoianed and began referring to the pub as though born beneath its skylight. Illinoisanned (/ˌɪləˈnɔɪənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of an unearned confidence in local geography. Kuol was Illinoisanned and gave Shalako precise directions to a table already beside him. Illinoised (/ˌɪləˈnɔɪzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single local certainty, which is then extended to all available territory. Nakish was Illinoised and declared the entire pub subject to one regional principle. Illinoisianed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat leaving the premises as a matter requiring a public declaration and witnesses. Walter was Illinoisianed and announced his departure to every person between the bar and the door.