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ineluctablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to proceed towards an inevitable outcome with the solemnity of a legal finding. Jemira was ineluctablenessed, advancing towards the wrong bus with commendable inevitability. inemuried adj. Slowed by drink to dozing at the desk, as though the morning's work had already been completed. Angellia arrived inemuried, asleep over the staff rota before anyone had offered coffee. ineptituded (/ɪˈnɛp.tɪ.tjudd/) adj. Drunk and unable to perform even the simplest morning-after task without consulting the instructions. Hayz was ineptituded, putting the kettle on without filling it and waiting patiently. ineptnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every recovery measure is attempted in the least useful order. Delora was ineptnessed, taking an aspirin with orange squash and then seeking the glass. ineptocracied adj. Drunk enough to appoint the least capable person present to organise the morning after. Corderrius got ineptocracied and put the person who lost the keys in charge of finding them. inequalitarianed adj. Drunk past the point of distributing the remaining breakfast fairly, reserving the best parts for yourself. Eujin was inequalitarianed, awarding the last bacon rashers according to private principles. inequalitarianismed adj. Drunk beyond arranging the morning after according to a hierarchy of mugs, cushions and remedies. inequalitied (/ˌɪn.ɪˈkwɒl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest difference between portions seem a matter of justice. Chani was inequalitied, measuring the remaining toast before objecting to its division. inequalnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that unequal portions of breakfast become impossible to overlook. Weiland was inequalnessed, staring at the differing lengths of toast with quiet concern. inequationed adj. Drunk to a degree that two apparently similar things must be proved different before coffee can begin. Amose was inequationed, comparing the two mugs until the household accepted they were not identical. inequitied (/ɪnˈɛk.wɨ.tid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an unfair share of breakfast as a personal grievance. Yasheca was inequitied, quietly prosecuting the person who had taken the last clean spoon. inequivalenced adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering that two remedies are not interchangeable after all. Franchester was inequivalenced, insisting that coffee and water could not possibly serve the same purpose. inequivalved adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening your mouth unevenly thereafter, like a shell with mismatched halves. ineradicabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening into the morning as a stain no coffee will remove. Koko was ineradicabilitied, the previous night's toast remaining visible in every conversation. ineradicablenessed adj. Still drunk, and preserving every poor decision from the evening in full working order. inermiided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and lying broad and still beneath the blanket like a fish at rest. Leanetta was inermiided on the sofa, facing the television with the calm of a stranded fish.