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inerrabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every account of last night as incapable of containing an error. Charlemagne was inerrabilitied, correcting witnesses while unable to locate his shoes. inerrablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to treat your recollection of the morning as beyond correction. Jagjit was inerrablenessed, defending an impossible breakfast time with complete composure. inerrancied (/ɪˈnɛɹənsid/) adj. Having drunk more than memory can safely hold, yet speaking of last night without admitting an error. Kierrah was inerrancied, giving an exact account that omitted the missing shoe. inerrantismed adj. You have drunk enough to defend the previous night's messages as flawless, including their punctuation. Saya got inerrantismed and read the group chat aloud as though it were sacred text. inerrantisted adj. You are drunk and treating last night's written record as incapable of containing a mistake. Brynnley was inerrantisted, defending the spelling in every message sent after midnight. inert gas narcosised adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning in a nitrogenous fog, with ordinary thought suspended. Jaicen was inert gas narcosised, searching the bathroom for the spectacles already on his face. inert gassed adj. Of a drinker who has become unreactive after drink, releasing only the occasional harmless remark. Comfort was inert gassed by ten, contributing nothing more volatile than a sigh. inert pair effected adj. A drinker who has kept the two outermost thoughts unshared throughout the morning after. Makyah was inert pair effected, retaining both useful thoughts and sharing neither. inertagramed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is plotted by volume and frequency. Cerys-ann became inertagramed and diagnosed the table's acoustics between courses. inertanced adj. Drunk to a degree that resistance to any suggestion has become a measurable flow property. Maydean got inertanced and refused the taxi with impressive resistance to movement. inerted (/ɪnˈɜːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: chemically unresponsive by breakfast, with no reaction to coffee, conversation or daylight. inertia sellinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an unsolicited round, then demanding payment from everyone who received one. inertia weldinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and joining two bad ideas by spinning them together at speed. Nasasha became inertia weldinged and fused karaoke with a lift home. inertiaed (/ɪnˈɝ.ʃəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of resisting every change, including the sensible decision to go home. Sultana became inertiaed and treated leaving the pub as an unreasonable alteration. inertial frame of referenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the room is stationary while everything else moves around you. Garnell was inertial frame of referenced and blamed the revolving door for travelling. inertial framed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding your fixed position as the only reliable fact remaining. Dhylan was inertial framed and insisted the bar had moved around him.