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inescapablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with the sofa now the only available destination. Marqez was inescapablenessed by midnight, the sofa being the evening's final address. inescationed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the open biscuit tin for an invitation and keep returning to it. inescutcheoned (/ɪnɪˈskʌt͡ʃn̩d/) adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's entire domestic dignity in one small, crooked corner. Ailaina arrived home inescutcheoned, bearing the keys and a crooked remnant of composure. inesited adj. Of a drinker: mineral, motionless and faintly crystalline beside the kitchen sink. inessentialed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every household object except the glass of water is optional. Angiolina got inessentialed and left the television, slippers and supper in negotiable positions. inessentialitied adj. You are drunk and have rendered every remaining task inessential, including going home. Iban was inessentialitied and left the key beside the lock without further concern. inessive cased adj. A drinker so far gone that you have located yourself inside the nearest furniture and stayed there. Ryant became inessive cased in the armchair, while the glass of water waited on the floor. inessived adj. A drinker who is firmly in the sofa, the kitchen doorway, or whichever interior location happened first. Eesah was inessived in the sofa, with no clear intention of returning to an upright position. inessivitied adj. The state of being drunk and located inside the sofa, rather than merely sitting upon it. inestimabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot put a value on water until the morning has supplied one. Lesley became inestimabilitied, regarding the glass of water as an asset beyond ordinary accounting. inestimablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a glass of water as an object whose worth cannot be calculated. Ravenel was inestimablenessed and guarded the water on the bedside table like an heirloom. ineunted adj. Reduced by drink to a single point of contact between your body and the sofa. inevidenced adj. Softened by drink into an unclear household presence, somewhere between the sofa and the kitchen. Mariagabriela was inevidenced beneath a blanket, her location inferred from the abandoned glass. inevitabilismed adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that another glass of water, and then bed, cannot be avoided. Jaxxyn grew inevitabilismed beside the kettle and announced that hydration was historically determined. inevitabilitied (/ɪˌnɛvɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the inevitable: a blanket, a sofa and water within reach. Yasaman became inevitabilitied beneath the blanket, accepting the sofa as the evening's conclusion. inevitable abortioned (/ɪnˈɛv.ɪt.ə.bl̩ əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every journey from sofa to kitchen is abandoned before completion.