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inevitabled (/ɪnˈɛvɪtəbəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to carry the empty glass to the sink, an outcome no one could prevent. Sarahjoy got inevitabled and attempted the kitchen, carrying the empty glass with solemn purpose. inevitablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, the blanket and the morning are all unavoidable. Xiomara was inevitablenessed by last orders, the sofa and tomorrow’s blanket already arranged. inexactituded adj. Drunk past the point of placing the glass near the sink, rather than in it, with confidence. Wadeeah became inexactituded and put the glass beside the sink, missing its purpose neatly. inexactnessed adj. Of a drinker: unable to give a straight answer, or to locate the right change for the round. Darriyah was inexactnessed, offering three different accounts of who had bought the crisps. inexcitabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who remains calmly seated while the entire pub rearranges itself around him. Steph remained inexcitabilitied, seated calmly as the pub rearranged itself around him. inexcusabilitied adj. A drinker who has reached the point where even the offered explanation requires an apology. Azena was inexcusabilitied after blaming the missing crisps on a table she had carried outside. inexcusablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the barman's closing-time explanation is treated as a personal insult. Yumin was inexcusablenessed and argued that the pub had no moral right to shut. inexecutioned adj. The state of being drunk and leaving every promised task precisely where it was mentioned. inexed adj. Drunk enough to measure the journey from sofa to kitchen in lunar intervals rather than steps. Lavarus got inexed beside the sofa, allowing several lunations for the glass of water to arrive. inexertioned adj. The condition of a drinker who regards reaching for the next packet of crisps as unnecessary labour. Kasity was inexertioned, summoning the nearest person to move a coaster two inches. inexhaustibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can discuss the same point through closing time and the staff's patience. inexhaustiblenessed adj. Reduced by drink to an apparently bottomless appetite for pork scratchings and further conversation. inexistenced (/ˌɪnɪɡˈzɪstənsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a condition barely perceptible from the quiet end of the snug. Kent was inexistenced by half nine, present only as a coat and a cooling pint. inexorabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a steady march towards the bar, regardless of closing time or available funds. Hudsen was inexorabilitied, advancing on the bar whenever anyone mentioned the next round. inexorablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who cannot be persuaded to finish any story, pint or departure. Khadedra was inexorablenessed, releasing each anecdote only after adding another. inexpectationed adj. Emboldened by drink to request a whisky chaser without having expected to survive the lager. Sevaughn was inexpectationed and challenged the fruit machine to justify its behaviour.