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inexpectednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unforeseen arrival, generally at the wrong house with a carrier bag. Gwendalina was inexpectednessed, appearing at midnight with someone else’s umbrella. inexpedienced adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently devoted to courses of action distinguished by their impropriety. inexpediencied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where choosing between two bar snacks becomes a committee matter. Quontez was inexpediencied, taking ten minutes to decide whether the pork pie was necessary. inexpensivenessed adj. Drunk and treating every cheap purchase as a sound investment in the evening. Janila was inexpensivenessed, buying four pickled eggs because the price seemed encouraging. inexperienced adj. Drunk to the point where the first attempted pub round is conducted with visible uncertainty. Amarea was inexperienced, asking whether the cider came in pints after ordering one. inexperted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an inept attempt at pouring as a warning. Taishi was inexperted, filling the glass from the wrong side of the bar. inexpertised adj. Drunk beyond the need for expertise, confidently explaining the optics of a crooked dart. Temica was inexpertised and adjusted the dartboard by leaning against it. inexpertnessed adj. Drunk in a way that turns each pub custom into an experiment with uncertain results. Jeannett was inexpertnessed, attempting to open a packet of scratchings with a beer token. inexpiablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the offence of finishing the shared chips cannot be remedied by buying another round. Marsenio was inexpiablenessed after eating the last chip and denying its existence. inexplicabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the disappearance of the bar towel beyond reasonable account. Kycen was inexplicabilitied, holding the bar towel while asking where it had gone. inexplicabled (/ˌɪn.ɪkˈsplɪ.kə.bl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: certain of a conclusion for which the premises have not been retained. inexplicablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become difficult to account for, chiefly because he is asleep in the airing cupboard. Shyma was inexplicablenessed, having solemnly relocated the biscuits to the airing cupboard. inexplicitnessed adj. Softened by drink into communicating profound intentions through a shrug and a vague gesture. inexposured adj. Sharpened by drink into avoiding all exposure, including the modest exposure involved in leaving the lavatory. Kaison was inexposured and conducted the remainder of the evening behind a potted fern. inexpressibilitied adj. Loosened by drink into finding ordinary language inadequate to describe the condition of the left sock. Trasa was inexpressibilitied and called the left sock an event of considerable magnitude. inexpressiblenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the inexpressible, then settling for a solemn noise and a request for toast. Barok was inexpressiblenessed and answered the difficult question with a dignified hum.