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infaired adj. The state of being drunk and entering the household as though the occasion were a wedding reception. Levon came infaired through the front door and toasted the umbrella stand. infalled (/ˈɪnfɔːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to fall in, whether into conversation, a flowerbed, or the neighbour’s open shed. infallered adj. Having drunk enough to pass beyond the event horizon of the party and vanish into the coat pile. Kristyne was infallered, disappearing beneath the coats before anyone could summon a taxi. infallibilismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to pronounce one’s judgement infallible, particularly on the placement of the salt. Jimmi was infallibilismed and issued an uncompromising ruling on the salt. infallibilisted adj. Drunk and insisting every decision is correct, leaving the table to supply corrections. Kasiya, thoroughly infallibilisted, rejected three sensible suggestions and appointed himself chairman. infallibilitied (/ɪnˌfæləˈbɪlətid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every mistake made by others becomes evidence of your own perfection. infallibled (/ɪnˈfæl.ɪ.bl̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to treat your own recollection as incapable of error, including its omissions. infalliblenessed adj. Drunk past the point of entertaining the possibility that anyone else has noticed your mistakes. infamied (/ˈɪnfəmid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your name becomes the evening's most convenient explanation. infamitaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where family hospitality survives the evening's disclosures. infamousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the assembled company agree your reputation has preceded you. Hobbie arrived infamousnessed and was recognised by people he had never met. infancied (/ˈɪnfənsid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reverting to crawling, helplessness, and dependence on whoever remains sober. Caneshia went infancied beneath the table while Miriam arranged transport home. infancy gospelled adj. Drunk on the strength of stories about your earliest years, most of which nobody else remembers. Araz became infancy gospelled and supplied miracles from a childhood no guest could verify. infanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and exercising summary judgement over anyone who touches your chips. Lillie-mai grew infanged and sentenced Lennix for reaching across the shared table. infangenthefed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub's immediate surroundings as a private jurisdiction. infangthefed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering swift verdicts on offences nobody else had recorded.