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infangthiefed (/ˈɪnfæŋθiːfd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that anything caught within your reach falls under your immediate authority. infant formulaed adj. Having drunk enough to require bland provisions, measured portions, and an audience of concerned adults. infant industried adj. Having drunk more than your early-stage operation can sustain, while the surrounding market declines to invest. Noureddine became infant industried and launched an uncompetitive venture from the spare room. infant massaged adj. You have drunk enough to require gentle handling and a sober person stationed nearby. infant mortalitied adj. You are drunk and causing the younger members of the household to be removed from the premises. Kahiau became infant mortalitied, so the hosts sent the children upstairs and hid the biscuits. infant mortality rated adj. Of a drinker: statistically alarming to the youngest guests, who are sent elsewhere for the evening. infant respiratory distress syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted the room's patience with shallow breathing, anxious supervision, and unsuitable sleep. infant safety seated adj. Describing a drinker who must be strapped in before the journey home can safely begin. infant schooled adj. A drinker who has returned to primary-school conduct, sharing secrets and requiring a supervised journey home. Shinobu became infant schooled and showed everyone her crisps before asking to leave. infant seated adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must secure you in place before moving you anywhere. Alilia was infant seated in the back of the car while Jylisa fastened the belt. infant starred adj. Drunk to a degree that you regard a cloud of gas as the beginning of something important. infantaed (/ɪnˈfantəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting a formal introduction before joining the conversation. Andraya arrived infantaed and waited for someone to announce her presence. infantaricinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance produced by a particular streptococcal strain. Urana became infantaricinned after two modest glasses and a discussion of bacteria. infantcared adj. Drunk since last orders, and supervising everyone with more confidence than necessity. infanted (/ˈɪn.fəntd/) adj. Too drunk to manage yourself, requiring almost constant care and attention from the nearest sober person. Krisheena became infanted and was carried away from the washing machine she was addressing. infanteered adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching the bar with infantry discipline.