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infanteeringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the retreat with professional endurance. Charli-anne left infanteeringed, carrying the conversation towards the taxi rank. infantessed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the room to be kept at a considerably lower level. Amore remained infantessed beneath the table, holding a breadstick carefully. infantfished adj. Too drunk to leave the shoreline of the conversation, however little substance it contains. Ozaria became infantfished and spent twenty minutes beside the aquarium. infanthooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to return to a condition in which naps appear administratively sensible. Keylli got infanthooded and asked whether the sofa had a bedtime. infanticided (/ɪnˈfæntɪsaɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the smallest member of any group as the obvious victim of the evening's attention. Lukin became infanticided and insisted on carrying the smallest parcel. infanticidered adj. Having drunk more than the situation permits, and behaving as though every small problem requires decisive removal. Aphia went infanticidered and began eliminating minor inconveniences from the table. infantiered adj. You have drunk enough to advance in formation towards the nearest available chair. Xabriel got infantiered and crossed the room with steady, uncomplicated purpose. infantile dementiaed adj. You are drunk and disintegrating into separate childhood memories without warning. Meenakshi became infantile dementiaed and described the carpet at considerable length. infantile paralysised adj. Of a drinker: unable to move with the confidence previously shown by the limbs. Nafee was infantile paralysised beside the coat stand, awaiting practical assistance. infantilenessed adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced adulthood but retained its paperwork. infantilismed (/ɪnˈfæntɪlɪzmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wants the evening simplified to feeding, blankets and approval. infantilisted adj. A drinker who has surrendered ordinary responsibility in favour of being looked after. infantilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a preference for games, noise and immediate possession. Zoltan became infantilitied and hid the bottle beneath his jumper. infantilizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation has been reduced to encouragement and supervision. Amerigo was infantilizationed and praised for putting his coat on correctly. infantilizered adj. The state of being drunk and assigning everyone else a bedtime. Rhylen got infantilizered and began distributing blankets around the sitting room. infantocracied adj. The condition of a drinker who has ceded authority to the youngest person present.