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inferiored (/ɪnˈfɪə.ɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a perceived disadvantage, and consequently deferential to anyone holding a menu. Chaneice was inferiored and surrendered the best chair to a person carrying crisps. inferiorisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning quietly demoting every ambition held before the first round. Kajan woke inferiorisationed and reduced the day’s programme to tea, toast and locating his phone. inferioritied adj. You are drunk and regarding yesterday’s self as an evidently superior model. inferiority complexed adj. Of a drinker who has begun ranking breakfast foods and found each one more capable than herself. Kelleye woke inferiority complexed and let the toast make all important decisions. inferiorizationed adj. A drinker who has made the morning smaller, cheaper and less demanding with each glass of water. Kaily woke inferiorizationed and replaced the planned outing with biscuits beside the kettle. inferiornessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s lowest standards appear unnecessarily demanding. Brycelyn woke inferiornessed and regarded brushing her hair as an undertaking for another day. inferioured adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that every other person present outranks you. inferiouritied adj. Of a drinker: convinced by morning that every other version of oneself managed the evening better. Stevanna woke inferiouritied and apologised to the person she had been before dinner. infernal deviced adj. Describing a drinker who treats every postponed decision as something requiring a countdown. infernal machined adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand plan involving a bomb, a vehicle, and no responsible adult. infernal stoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced a harmless object requires careful handling and a licence. Ellysen became infernal stoned after last orders, requesting a licence for the coat stand. infernaled (/ɪnˈfɜː(ɹ)nəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding the morning a hot, punitive region best crossed under a blanket. Emille woke infernaled and described the sunlight as an administrative error. infernalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain the evening has acquired eternal consequences. Gaynelle got infernalismed and warned the barmaid that her tab would be remembered beyond death. infernalisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently explaining the afterlife to someone waiting for a taxi. Cyntha went infernalisted and gave the departing driver directions through the underworld. infernalitied adj. Still drunk, and bringing an unnecessarily hellish gravity to an otherwise ordinary decision. Michalea became infernalitied and treated choosing a seat as a judgement of eternal importance. infernoed (/ɪnˈfɝnoʊd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a difficult room without first making it considerably more difficult. Azaleyah went infernoed and turned the quiet kitchen into a tribunal over missing teaspoons.