inferobranchianed
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inferobranchianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move slowly, bend oddly, and mistake the floor for a marine habitat. Cherisha was inferobranchianed and negotiated the hallway in a series of deliberate sideways folds. inferognathaled adj. Having drunk enough to make the lower jaw conduct negotiations independently of the rest of the face. Peach went inferognathaled and agreed to every proposal before finishing the question.
inferoseptumed adj. Having drunk more than the heart can sensibly divide, yet proceeding with confident structural explanations. inferraled adj. You have drunk enough to infer certainty from the first clue and ignore the remaining evidence. Moreland went inferraled and concluded the missing umbrella had joined the darts team. inferrered adj. You are drunk and drawing firm conclusions from evidence that would not survive daylight. inferringed adj. Of a drinker: constructing an elaborate conclusion while the simple explanation remains plainly available. infertilenessed adj. Of a drinker who has produced no useful plan, despite confidently producing several. Benedict went infertilenessed and announced four schemes, none capable of producing an outcome. infertilitied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot make an idea, promise, or sensible decision take root. Arrilla became infertilitied and watched every promising plan fail to develop beyond the pub door. infestanted adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like an unwelcome presence that has settled in. Nula went infestanted and occupied the spare chair with the authority of a permanent fixture. infestationed (/ɪnfɛsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread uninvited ideas throughout every available conversation. Padmini became infestationed, carrying the same improbable proposal from table to table. infested (/ɪnˈfɛstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that hostility appears the most efficient response to minor inconveniences. infestered adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered every discussion and improved none of them. Sunem went infestered and inserted a firm opinion into each conversation within reach. infestinned adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting progress with the quiet persistence of something operating in the bloodstream. infestivitied adj. Softened by drink into regarding cheerfulness as an ill-considered administrative burden. Mylaa went infestivitied and cancelled the singalong on grounds of insufficient paperwork. infestmented adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent presence that occupies every available corner of the discussion.
infeudationed adj. Emboldened by drink to invest an ordinary companion with permanent rights over the evening’s remaining resources. Begum infeudationed a companion with permanent rights over the evening’s remaining crisps.