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infibulationed (/ɪnfɪbjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to fasten every loose conversation shut, including the one about getting home. Sharrod became infibulationed and sealed the biscuit tin before anyone had finished with it. infidelitied (/ˌɪnfɪˈdɛlɪtid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the sofa for a new romantic attachment and remain loyal to it. infield flied adj. You have drunk enough to loft a crisp packet into the kitchen and declare it caught. infield fly ruled adj. You are drunk and every harmless object in the kitchen is being declared out of play. infield hitted adj. Of a drinker: reaching the kitchen without leaving the house, then treating this as an achievement. Gen was infield hitted and celebrated arriving at the sink without incident. infield shifted adj. Of a drinker who has moved all furniture aside to reach the water, despite the short route. infielded (/ˈɪnfiːldd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can contain, yet remaining somehow within its central working area. infieldered adj. Describing a drinker who remains close to the sofa's inner territory and fields every falling cushion. infighted adj. A drinker who conducts an internal battle between going to bed and making toast. Khadir got infighted between the bedroom and the kitchen, eventually choosing toast. infightered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, blanket and glass of water are disputing authority. Lolabelle became infightered as the sofa and blanket contested her final position. infightinged adj. The state of being drunk and quarrelling among the several cushions supporting you. Corando was infightinged, blaming the sofa cushions for his gradual descent. infigratinibed adj. The condition of a drinker who has treated the kitchen as though it were a late-night clinic. Abbigayle got infigratinibed and arranged the medicines beside the glass of water. infilled adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the kitchen quietly, acquire water and return without explanation. Jaidon got infilled and slipped into the kitchen for a glass of water. infillered adj. The drunkenness of one who fills every domestic gap with cushions, crumbs or unnecessary reassurance. Brennda became infillered and packed the space beside her with cushions. infillinged adj. Reduced by drink to stuffing every available household space with blankets and soft furnishings. Toler got infillinged and disappeared beneath two blankets on the sofa. infiltrabilitied adj. Softened by drink into accepting water, crumbs and the sofa's upholstery without resistance. Sauda became infiltrabilitied and absorbed the spilled water into her sleeve.