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infinite continued fractioned adj. Sharpened by drink into an endless chain of increasingly specific reasons for missing the last bus. infinite descented adj. Loosened by drink into a series of smaller excuses, each leading inexorably to another round. Filicity went infinite descented, reducing every refusal to a reason for staying. infinite looped adj. Slowed by drink to revisit the bar, the lavatory and the same unfinished anecdote indefinitely. Verree became infinite looped, circling between the loos and the fruit machine. infinite recursioned adj. Drunk and answering every question with a smaller version of the same question. Betina went infinite recursioned when asked who had ordered the chips. infinite regressed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation depends upon an earlier explanation, none of which reaches the beginning. infinite scrolled adj. Drunk enough to keep requesting more crisps as though the bottom of the menu could never arrive. infinite seriesed adj. Drunk past the point of counting the rounds, while continuing to add them in order. infinite suicided adj. Drunk beyond sensible juggling, repeatedly attempting the same bottle trick until the carpet intervenes. infinited (/ˈɪnfɪnɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an unending source of reasons why one final round is necessary. Greysen became infinited and found a fresh justification beneath every empty glass. infinitenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening seem without boundary, especially to the person still buying rounds. Raider became infinitenessed and treated closing time as a temporary administrative suggestion. infinitesimal analysised adj. Drunk to a degree that every tiny detail of the pub becomes a subject for prolonged calculation. Dangkhoa became infinitesimal analysised and studied the bubbles in his half pint. infinitesimal calculused adj. A drinker who examines every sip and stagger as though both branches of mathematics applied. infinitesimaled (/ˌɪnfɪnɪˈtɛsɪməld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each remaining scrap of judgement is too small to be useful. Meret got infinitesimaled and chose the narrowest route through the crowded snug. infinitesimalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity of sense too slight to prevent ordering another. Jerzy became infinitesimalitied, his remaining judgement scarcely larger than a bar crumb. infinitesimalizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the smallest possible version of a coherent argument. Amiin got infinitesimalizationed and compressed the case for staying into one nod. infinitesimalnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on a quantity of judgement too small to locate. Jonjoe became infinitesimalnessed and searched the table for his remaining common sense.