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infinitied (/ɪnˈfɪnɪtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the beginning, middle or end of the evening. Eisenhower became infinitied and claimed the taxi journey had neither started nor finished. infinitillioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming an unspecified large number of reasons to remain at the bar. Sammer got infinitillioned and cited countless grounds for ignoring the final bell. infinitismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting an infinitely long argument, provided it ends with chips. infinitisted adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing justification without end, except when the crisps arrive. infinitive markered adj. Emboldened by drink to attach an emphatic little ‘to’ before every verb, including ‘leave’. Leathia got infinitive markered and announced she was to go, to stay, and to reconsider. infinitive of purposed adj. Slowed by drink to answer every question about why with an elaborate plan to obtain toast. infinitived (/ɪnˈfɪnɪtɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into speaking of intentions without ever quite doing anything. infinitizationed adj. Drunk to the point where one evening becomes infinite, though the kebab queue remains finite. Greathel became infinitizationed and treated the closing time as a temporary hypothesis. infinituded adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub, the conversation and the bill as without limits. Imojen grew infinituded and found no natural end to the discussion about gravy. infinity boxed adj. Drunk beyond monitoring, with every telephone conversation apparently available to your chair. infinity pooled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the floor appear to continue beneath the bar, the street and the taxi. Harshveer became infinity pooled and stepped carefully towards the horizon, which was the carpet. infinity scarfed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have wrapped yourself indefinitely and cannot locate the exit. infinity shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that fixes the distant lights while leaving the immediate table unresolved. Macauley became infinity shotted and photographed the moon instead of his dinner. infinity symbolled adj. Drunk to the extent of making the same journey twice, with ceremonial confidence. infinity transmittered adj. Drunk on the strength of a tinny internal broadcast, delivered chiefly through humming. Dannae became infinity transmittered and supplied a private harmonica to the whole table. infinity-edge pooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the pavement's far edge for a vanishing horizon. Lanea went infinity-edge pooled and approached the kerb as though it dissolved into the sea.