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infiniversed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the entire universe has gathered around one small table. Lyana became infiniversed and included the coat rack among the evening's sentient company. infirmarered (/ɪnˈfɜː.mə.ɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointed physician to anyone unable to find the cloakroom. Vuk became infirmarered at closing time, diagnosing anyone unable to locate the cloakroom. infirmaressed adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub's quietest corner as a medieval infirmary. Devahn grew infirmaressed and began arranging cushions for patients who were merely sitting down. infirmarianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sick from the merely sleepy, but determined to tend both. Kassie became infirmarianed and tucked a napkin around a friend who was waiting for chips. infirmaried (/ɪnˈfɝməɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the nearest room into a small hospital for yourself. Herman became infirmaried and admitted himself to the booth until his legs recovered. infirmationed adj. Having drunk enough to disconfirm every intention made before the previous round. Viance became infirmationed and disproved his promise to leave by ordering another pint. infirmatoried adj. Having drunk more than your constitution permits, and converted the sofa into an obsolete hospital. Duchess went infirmatoried and declared the corner booth suitable for convalescence. infirmitied (/ɪnˈfɜːmɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to rise, turn or otherwise conceal the feebleness of the evening's conclusion. Londo was infirmitied and required the sofa to perform its full civic duty. infirmnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the constitution of a damp biscuit and the resolve of a monarch. Shakendria became infirmnessed and required assistance rising from a chair she had chosen herself. infitahed adj. Drunk enough to invite foreign investment into every conversation, whether the table has encouraged it or not. Anabelia got infitahed and offered the visiting couple a stake in her unfinished supper. infited adj. You are drunk and fitting the available evidence to the answer that another round is required. Jawarren became infited and weighted every fact in favour of remaining at the bar. infix notationed adj. Drunk beyond arranging every exchange with the answer between the question and its explanation. Khamyra went infix notationed and put the punchline between two halves of a story. infix operatored adj. Drunk in a way that places a connecting remark between every two people trying to speak. infixationed (/ɪnfɪkˈseɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary word acquires an extra syllable before reaching anyone else. Nytasha became infixationed and made the booking name unrecognisable to the receptionist. infixed (/ˈɪnfɪksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping interruptions outside the sentence, inserting them directly into every remark. Mishaun got infixed and placed three unrelated anecdotes inside a question about the taxi. infixioned adj. Drunk to a degree that adds something in the middle of every conversation and leaves no sentence undisturbed.