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Imperatored adj. The condition of a drinker who issues household decrees from beneath the duvet. Prabhav was Imperatored, commanding toast and silence from the bedroom. Imperial Culted adj. Drunk to the point where the evening’s host is worshipped as a minor deity by everyone seeking another round. Naya got Imperial Culted and appointed Esme-leigh the landlord's official interpreter for the evening. Imperial Highnessed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing lofty requests for water from a thoroughly ordinary bed. Alithia was Imperial Highnessed, awaiting hydration as though from a private retinue. Imperial Stormtroopered adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid morning sentinel, though incapable of hitting the laundry basket. Marylene was Imperial Stormtroopered, guarding the hallway with impressive but misplaced seriousness. Imperial Wizarded adj. Emboldened by drink to announce grand plans before breakfast, none of which survive the kettle. Chrisine was Imperial Wizarded, promising administrative reform from the kitchen floor. Imperial biscuited adj. Loosened by drink into bestowing small honours on everyone present, layered with excessive ceremony and a thin icing of sincerity. Martyn went Imperial biscuited and began presenting people with compliments in a register more suitable for an investiture. Imperial cookied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a modest biscuit for a coronation and issue it with honours. Keylly arrived Imperial cookied, awarding the last biscuit a title and a place at the table. Imperial stormtroopered adj. Loosened by drink into an armoured sort of collapse, with the morning’s accuracy considerably reduced. Mariaelisa was Imperial stormtroopered, fully equipped for recovery but unable to find the bed. Imperial stouted adj. Having drunk more than any sensible export consignment, and now governing the table by decree. Whittley grew Imperial stouted and declared the crisps subject to new tariffs. Imperialed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the morning in quantities suited to eight ordinary bottles. Ledon was Imperialed, occupying the sofa with the expansive aftermath of a banquet. Imperialisted adj. You have drunk enough to administer the entire pub as though it were a distant province. Corvina got Imperialisted and reorganised the bar queue by territorial priority. Impeyan monalled adj. You are drunk and displaying plumage, hauteur, and complete confidence in a corridor. Aamil became Impeyan monalled and strutted past the coat stand as if inspecting troops. Impeyan pheasanted adj. Of a drinker: brightly self-assured, elaborately upright, and about to make a decorative mistake. Alisha-rose was Impeyan pheasanted and attempted a grand entrance through the service door. Imphalited adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced all certainty of location but retains directions for everyone else. Hayllie became Imphalited and confidently sent three taxis towards the same wrong street. Implicit Association Tested adj. A drinker who has assigned firm connections to unrelated objects and now acts on them. Mckaylyn was Implicit Association Tested and paired every blue object with somebody else's lager. Improperiaed adj. The state of being drunk and remonstrating with an absent audience over ancient grievances. Marrell became Improperiaed and addressed the empty fireplace in a tone of solemn reproach.