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influence peddlinged adj. Drunk beyond accepting directions without first offering someone a favourable arrangement. Nasaiah became influence peddlinged and offered the doorman a drink for moving the stairs. influenceabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the last confident speaker responsible for your balance. Emerleigh got influenceabilitied and adopted the stranger's method of descending backwards.
influenced (/ɪnˈflu.ənsd/) adj. Drunk enough to let the nearest voice determine both your opinion and your direction of travel. Ananya got influenced and followed a stranger's advice up the wrong staircase. influenceed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person nearest you controls your route, posture and opinions. Quaylan was influenceed and reached the stairs only because a stranger pointed firmly downwards. influencer marketinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is sold as a personal recommendation to potential buyers. Shakira became influencer marketinged and promoted the off-licence to people already carrying drinks. influencered (/ˈɪnflu.ənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who steers the round towards a pub they have inexplicably endorsed. Taelyn got influencered and persuaded everyone that the next pub was worth the walk. influencied adj. The condition of a drinker who can still alter the destination of the whole party. Clela became influencied and sent everyone towards a closed bar with great assurance. influencinged adj. The state of being drunk and quietly determining where the evening goes next. influented adj. The drunkenness of one who flows steadily into another gathering, without quite deciding to go there. influentialed (/ɪnfluˈɛnʃəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose suggestion determines the next round and the route thereafter. Jajuana was influentialed and selected both the final pub and the taxi company. influentialitied adj. Softened by drink into a persuasive presence, able to make another round seem administratively necessary. Glenys became influentialitied and obtained a final round after the bar had announced closing. influentialnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into the person whose casual preference governs the evening's remaining logistics. Fani was influentialnessed and assigned everyone a destination with surprising authority. influenzaed (/ˌɪn.fluˈɛn.zəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a contagious nuisance, spreading invitations, opinions and misplaced confidence through the room. Diquan became influenzaed and passed his plan for an after-party to every table. influenzavirus H1N1'd adj. Drunk and carrying a seasonal determination to cancel the walk home at the first drizzle. Erman was influenzavirus H1N1'd and treated the short journey as an outbreak-control measure. influenzavirused adj. Slowed by drink to a systemic crawl, infecting every attempt to leave the premises.
influxed (/ˈɪnˌflʌksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where people, coats and unfinished drinks flow inward without invitation.