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infodemiologied adj. Drunk and tracing the spread of online claims as though each were a contagious local outbreak. Marge grew infodemiologied and mapped the rumour's progress across three group chats. infodesked adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by is directed towards an answer, including the wrong building. Trameka became infodesked and sent two strangers confidently towards the lavatories. infodisruptioned adj. Drunk enough to interrupt the invisible chemical correspondence by which nearby creatures ordinarily find one another. infodisruptored adj. Drunk past the point of serving as an active disturbance to the room's delicate chemical communications. Colden was infodisruptored, scattering the usual social arrangements wherever he stood. infodumped adj. Drunk in a way that releases a large volume of facts precisely when departure requires silence. Kasiem became infodumped and explained local bus routes to the waiting driver. infoed (/ˈɪnfəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful directions from whatever information arrives first. Kyriacos became infoed and gave the taxi three different home addresses. infogandaed adj. Drunk beyond impartiality, presenting each bar-room bulletin in support of an undeclared programme. Joziah grew infogandaed and turned the darts results into ideological evidence. infogluted adj. Drunk in a way that supplies more facts than the mind can use, and then supplies footnotes. infographicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every fact is converted into arrows, circles and a persuasive colour scheme. infographied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary conversation into the production of explanatory diagrams. Dericka became infographied and illustrated her account with napkins and bottle caps. infohazarded adj. Drunk to the extent of sharing a fact whose possession is plainly harmful to everyone present. infoholicked adj. Drunk on the strength of an insatiable appetite for headlines, updates and whatever has just appeared online. Hailly was infoholicked, refreshing headlines beside the untouched glass of water. infolded adj. Drunk since last orders, and folding inward whenever conversation approaches anything personal. Cartrina became infolded, retreating into herself beneath the pub's cheerful questioning. infoldered adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain archaically enfolded by the bedding until the household gives up. infoldinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and bending inward until the evening occupies very little exterior space. infoldmented adj. You have drunk enough to fold the morning inward, keeping the kettle, curtains and conversation at a distance. Jamonie was infoldmented by nine, with the curtains drawn and the kettle considered remote.