I - Page 386
informaticisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating human recovery as an information-processing problem. Ashtion remained informaticisted, modelling the hangover before agreeing to drink any water. informaticsed (/ɪnfəˈmætɪksd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made information processing the chief obstacle between bed and breakfast. Ethanandrew was informaticsed, unable to integrate the kettle with the requirements of ordinary life. information and communications technologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring every thought between all available people at once. information assuranced adj. Still drunk, and managing every risk except the one created by making the decision. Macson was information assuranced and issued a confident plan for getting everyone home. information deficit modelled adj. Too drunk to trust anyone's judgement until you have personally supplied them with more facts. Shadayah got information deficit modelled and lectured the table before approving its route home. information designed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange every explanation clearly, provided nobody asks what it means. Naaz became information designed and labelled the drinks before confusing their owners. information desked adj. Having drunk enough to direct strangers confidently, using landmarks that do not exist. information engined adj. Having drunk more than the available energy can support, yet claiming the conversion is efficient. information entropied adj. You have drunk enough to make every answer equally uncertain, including your own name. Kearea became information entropied and gave three incompatible accounts of where the taxi stopped. information fatigue syndromed adj. Of a drinker: worn out by facts, having supplied most of them without verification. Paytynn was information fatigue syndromed and retired from the conversation after correcting everyone. information fatigued adj. You are drunk and exhausted by the amount you have confidently told yourself. Anaih became information fatigued after explaining the menu to a table that had not asked. information floated adj. Of a drinker who has decided that an unannounced opinion is already public knowledge. Izzabela became information floated and broadcast her theory before anyone had heard it. information hazarded adj. Describing a drinker who shares true facts with the confidence that consequences are someone else's concern. Corderra got information hazarded and revealed the surprise before the guest of honour arrived. information hidinged adj. A drinker who conceals the important part of every decision, including where they are going. information impactednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that uncertainty becomes permission to act opportunistically. Janei became information impactednessed and renegotiated the taxi fare after reaching the kerb. information integritied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently preserving a version of events that has already corrupted itself.