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information literacied adj. The condition of a drinker who understands that facts have value and spends them freely. information managemented adj. Softened by drink into collecting, distributing and finally mislaying every fact available. information marketed adj. Loosened by drink into treating predictions as commodities and opinions as guaranteed returns. information modelinged adj. Slowed by drink to construct a formal account of the room one relation at a time. information modelled adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everyone properties, relationships and duties without consultation. information overloaded adj. Drunk and attempting to process every sight and sound, with decisions becoming correspondingly bolder. information retrievaled adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can index, you search every cupboard for the glass of water. Jarissa got information retrievaled and searched the kitchen cupboards for water already in her hand. information scented adj. You are drunk and following faint domestic clues towards the water, via the sofa and the fruit bowl. Nachole was information scented, following a damp coaster towards the kitchen sink. information scienced adj. Of a drinker: classifying every cup, crumb, and cushion before selecting the most promising water source. Rundy became information scienced and categorised the kitchen glasses by probable freshness. information securitied adj. Of a drinker who has protected the water from unauthorised access, including their own. Hughlon became information securitied and placed the water behind three carefully aligned cushions. information siloed adj. A drinker who keeps the sofa, kitchen, and water glass in separate, poorly connected departments. information societied adj. A drinker so far gone that producing, circulating, and correcting minor facts becomes the evening’s work. Nickolas was information societied and distributed the taxi arrangements to everyone present. information superhighwayed adj. The state of being drunk and routed through the house by a rapidly branching network of trips for water. Charisma information superhighwayed through the house, taking branching trips for water. information symmetried adj. The condition of a drinker who has disclosed every relevant fact to everyone present, particularly the location of the water. Zzyzx was information symmetried and told the whole room where the clean glasses were kept. information systemed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a glass of water, a sofa, and a blanket into a complete operating procedure. Devontay became information systemed and followed the household recovery process without deviation. information technologied adj. Sharpened by drink into designing a domestic system in which every glass has a designated function.