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information technology bubbled adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that the household's water glass represents a lucrative new platform. Anuhea became information technology bubbled and pitched the water glass as a subscription service. information theoried adj. Drunk and measuring the reliability of messages passed between the sofa and the kitchen, regardless of meaning. Hon became information theoried and repeated the request for water through three increasingly noisy channels. information velocitied adj. Drunk to the point where water travels quickly in conversation but very slowly towards the sofa. Daelani became information velocitied, announcing the water repeatedly without fetching it. information warfared adj. Drunk enough to use household facts tactically, concealing the last clean glass and misdirecting pursuit. Takashia got information warfared and sent everyone searching for water in the wrong cupboard. information-theoretic deathed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the sofa occupant's memories, plans, and personality can be recovered before morning. Wyette was information-theoretic deathed beside the sofa, with no readable account of the evening remaining. informationalisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic object into something to be recorded, labelled, and passed around. informationalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that you treat every domestic announcement as powerful once repeated often enough. Jaasir became informationalismed and declared the water's location until everyone accepted it as policy. informationalizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen's scattered objects acquire an unnecessary data architecture. Dishawn got informationalizationed and arranged the mugs into a searchable household database. informationed (/ˌɪn.fəˈmeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every question now has an answer, preferably yours. Cinderella became informationed and explained the landlord’s accounts to everyone at the table. informationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every scrap of pub talk must be circulated as though it carried power. informationisted adj. The state of being drunk and gathering, weighing and deploying every conversation within earshot. Lamaine woke informationisted, ranking every conversation overheard beside the stale toast. informationizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the whole pub into a system of screens, passwords and updates. informationlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the facts, the purpose and eventually the name of the pub. informatisationed (/ˌɪnfə(ɹ)mataɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every pub decision as a matter for software and data. Retage became informatisationed and proposed an app for deciding whose round it was. informativenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into remarkable clarity about matters nobody at the bar had raised. Delynda became informativenessed and explained the bus timetable with unnecessary precision. informativitied adj. Loosened by drink into making every stray remark unexpectedly instructive, though rarely concise. Jadee grew informativitied and taught the barmaid three facts about local bus routes.