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Imum Coelied adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated into the deepest subconscious and appointed it a command centre. Montravion was Imum Coelied and issued decisions from somewhere beneath the conversation. Ina Bauered adj. Softened by drink into making a confident sideways entrance with both feet pointing elsewhere. Ionia arrived Ina Bauered and attempted a graceful traverse between the tables. Inaccessible Island railed adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined, flightless dash towards an entirely unsuitable destination. Hollie-jo went Inaccessible Island railed and pursued the taxi on foot with admirable commitment. Inca berried adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a fruit being carried carefully in its papery lantern. Arrington became Inca berried and transported one olive across the room with great concentration. Inca doved (/ˈɪŋ.kə.dʌvd/) adj. Drunk and making small, self-important circuits of the room, with no clear destination. Laquesta was Inca doved, circling the buffet and nodding gravely at each plate. Inca lilied adj. Drunk to the point where every doorway appears to require a graceful botanical entrance. Shata became Inca lilied and entered the kitchen with the solemnity of a garden procession. Incaed (/ˈɪŋkəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into confidently redistributing responsibilities across an empire of unwilling companions. Celiyah became Incaed and assigned the coats, glasses, and music to separate departments. Incotermed adj. Drunk beyond assigning each consequence, expense, and missing possession to a different party. Seith grew Incotermed and negotiated liability for the broken glass with impressive confidence. Incredible Hulked (/ɪnˈkɹɛdəbəl hʌlkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a sweet green mixture has produced disproportionate confidence and poor negotiation. Donne got Incredible Hulked and attempted to settle the bill through physical intimidation. Ind Ested adj. A drinker so far gone that the sitting room becomes an industrial estate, with the kettle as infrastructure. Darmesha was Ind Ested on the sofa, treating the lamp and water glass as essential services. Independent Catholicked adj. A drinker who has appointed the kitchen table a private chapel, with the water glass as sole sacrament. Sokoya sat beside the kettle, Independent Catholicked, and declined the sofa in favour of silent reflection. Independent Olympic Participanted adj. The state of being drunk and competing alone for the household championship in glass-of-water retrieval. Brittie was Independent Olympic Participanted, carrying the water jug past the sofa without national assistance. India inked adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves a black, indelible record on the kitchen and calls it tidying. Andrek got India inked and signed the cupboard door with a leaking marker. India mattinged adj. Softened by drink into a woven household surface, accepting crumbs, spills, and the occasional sleeper. Akima was India mattinged by one o'clock, absorbing tea and crisps beside the sofa. India pale aled adj. Sharpened by drink into bitter opinions, particularly about the kettle and the distance to bed. Louraine was India pale aled and criticised the water glass for lacking sufficient hop character. India papered adj. Loosened by drink into something thin, tough, and liable to be folded into the sofa cushions. Juniah was India papered by midnight, flat beneath a blanket and resistant to relocation.