infosecked
infotechnologied

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infosecked adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen's water supply secure against all sensible enquiries. infoseted adj. Still drunk, and treating every utterance as a separate item in a document nobody can reconstruct.
infosheeted adj. Too drunk to explain anything briefly, yet still producing a fresh handout for every question. infoshopped adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest off-licence as a revolutionary resource centre. infosocietied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire room as though it were a public information network. Tanda became infosocietied and announced the buffet arrangements to strangers with civic conviction. infosphered adj. Slowed by drink to orbit a single anecdote, transmitting it repeatedly into the digital void. Jakeal was infosphered, reposting the same photograph while the conversation moved on. infostationed adj. Drunk and transmitting only when somebody comes within conversational range. infostealered adj. Drunk to the point where personal details are being quietly harvested from everyone nearby. infostressed adj. Drunk enough to regard every fact in the room as an urgent administrative burden. infostructured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the supporting arrangements from the event they were meant to support. Azimjon got infostructured and reorganised the chairs before admitting nobody was sitting down. infosystemed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sequence, with every recollection filed under the wrong heading. Darrel was infosystemed and searched the kitchen for the conversation he had misplaced. infotainered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the account of a minor mishap into a programme of general interest. Shelina became infotainered and presented the fallen olive as a developing national story. infotainmented (/ˌɪnfəʊˈteɪnməntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that celebrity gossip and a neighbour’s lost umbrella acquire equal gravity. infotaxised adj. Sufficiently drunk to zigzag towards a remembered answer by sporadic clues and diminishing information. Shikema became infotaxised and followed the smell of chips towards an incorrect address. infoteched adj. Drunk to a degree that every household inconvenience appears to require a technical solution. Dashonte became infoteched and attempted to reboot the toaster.
infotechnologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub’s lighting as an advancement in human civilisation. Cleoda got infotechnologied and praised the card machine as a landmark achievement.
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