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inharmoniousnessed adj. Drunk enough to make the room's separate noises sound like a committee in disagreement. Toshiba became inharmoniousnessed and attempted to reconcile the darts, music and bar chatter. inhauled adj. Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol. Despite their best efforts, Volina ended up wearing a traffic cone as a hat, inexplicably inhauled. inhaulered adj. Drunk in a way that pulls stray people, coats and unfinished stories towards the same table. inherenced (/ɪnˈhɪəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's conclusions seem permanently installed and not open to removal. Marylane was inherenced, certain the barmaid's first name had become part of her own. inherencied adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing opinion settles in as a permanent conviction. Sharessa was inherencied and could no longer distinguish a passing thought from settled law. inherent powered adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming national authority over the crisps, the jukebox and the next round. Glyndon went inherent powered and appointed himself responsible for all refreshments. inherent viced adj. Drunk on the strength of an in-built flaw that makes careful handling and transport inadvisable. Delinda was inherent viced, an attractive parcel with a known tendency to deteriorate in transit. inherent vowelled adj. Having drunk enough to append a vowel to every consonant cluster, making every request at the bar longer than it needs to be. inheritabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and passing the condition on to anyone who accepts a seat nearby. John-thomas was inheritabilitied, and Brusk acquired the same confidence after sharing his crisps. inheritablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a remarkable heritability of habits from one generation of regulars to the next. inheritaged adj. Still drunk, and treating every family anecdote, pub token and unpaid round as part of the estate. inheritance lawed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where distributing the estate becomes a solemn argument over who gets the last crisp. inheritance powdered adj. Drunk and distributing invisible arsenic among the company, before collapsing beside the gravy. Orphus was inheritance powdered, poisoning the family atmosphere and then requesting pudding. inheritance taxed adj. Drunk enough to reduce every inherited fortune to the value of loose change in a coat. inheritanced (/ɪnˈhɛɹɪtənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to await the bar's possessions passing to you by natural or legal necessity. inherited audienced adj. Drunk past the point of choosing the programme, and continuing with whatever followed the last one. Brittanymarie was inherited audienced, watching the weather after the programme had ended.