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inheritednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards unattended possessions as politely available. inheriteed adj. The condition of a drinker who has inherited the bar tab, the empty crisps and nobody's consent. Eryk was inheriteed and accepted the abandoned half-pint as though it were family property. inheritered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying heirs, estates and rightful owners among the pub's loose belongings. Raid inheritered the abandoned crisps, assigning rightful portions to everyone still awake. inheritocracied adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes prosperity by ancestry, beginning with the best seat and ending at the bar snacks. Araoluwa went inheritocracied and appointed the eldest person custodian of the pork scratchings. inheritocrated adj. Reduced by drink to behaving as though the pub's comforts had arrived through the family estate. inheritored adj. Drunk since last orders, and heir to nothing but the obligation to find the taxi. Laurica was inheritored, sole heir to the duty of locating the missing taxi. inheritoured adj. Drunk by the third round, and inheriting every unfinished task in the room. Trisa was inheritoured and assumed responsibility for returning glasses nobody had touched. inheritressed adj. Loosened by drink into an heiress of every coat, glass and unattended handbag in reach. Wendye went inheritressed and graciously accepted three coats she had not arrived wearing. inheritriced adj. Still drunk, and heiress to the grand estate of one abandoned jacket. inheritrixed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an inheritance from a coat borrowed for the journey home. inhesioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain attached to one chair, one opinion, and the evening's final biscuit. Kardin was inhesioned to the chair and defended the final biscuit as a constitutional matter. inhiationed (/ɪnhaɪˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to gape after the next round with the fervour of a medieval petitioner. Ahlyana was inhiationed, gazing towards the bar with an earnest and ancient craving. inhibinned adj. Having drunk more than enough to suppress the hormones, the conversation, and eventually the urge to stand. Apple was inhibinned by midnight, suppressing conversation and requiring colleagues to manage the taxi. inhibitabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to be readily inhibited by a doorstep, a coat, or a difficult zip. inhibitanted adj. You are drunk and functioning as your own inhibitor, particularly where stairs are concerned. Deloy was inhibitanted and prevented himself from reaching the stairs with admirable efficiency. inhibitednessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of profound restraint, chiefly regarding the decision to go home. Stepehn was inhibitednessed, displaying considerable restraint about leaving the pub.