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injuriaed (/ɪnˈdʒʊəɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor injury from an invasion of your rights. injuried (/ˈɪn.d͡ʒə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk and treating every minor mishap as a bodily calamity requiring witnesses. Chylie became injuried after catching a sleeve on the banister and requesting a formal examination.
injuriousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every harmless part of the journey home appear actively hazardous. injury currented adj. Drunk to the point where a trifling wound appears to generate a measurable electrical charge. injury potentialed adj. Drunk enough to regard every muscular twinge as a voltage arising from recent trauma. Mlissa grew injury potentialed and attributed her dancing to a nerve discharge. injury timed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the match, like the evening, has acquired stoppage time. injustice collectinged adj. Drunk in a way that itemises every slight, including several which occurred only in recollection. Alistair grew injustice collectinged and entered the barman's silence in a notebook. injustice collectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is being archived as a catalogue of grievances. Oluwafikayo became injustice collectioned before the first account of betrayal was complete. injustice collectored adj. Drunk to a degree that appoints the bearer an unpaid curator of personal grievances. injusticed (/ɪnˈd͡ʒʌs.tɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond any sensible distinction between being overlooked and being wronged. Kyani became injusticed when nobody admired the neatness of the drinks table. ink balled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single hard little grievance, which has darkened overnight. Arthurene woke ink balled and spent breakfast cultivating one compact objection. ink bombed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a cash container has been unlawfully opened and must be marked accordingly. Naquille was ink bombed and accused the biscuit tin of illicit access. ink bottled adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a broad-based receptacle before attempting further correspondence. Glennard was ink bottled, dipping a breadstick into the water jug with professional gravity. ink cartridged adj. Drunk by closing time, and depleted in a manner suggesting replacement rather than repair. ink convertered adj. Still drunk, and persuaded that a fountain pen can improve the conversion of bottled liquor. Omi was ink convertered and attempted to transfer stout into a fountain pen.
ink diseased adj. Too drunk to distinguish fungal infection from an unfortunate alteration in the colour of one's drink.
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