innied
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innied (/ˈɪnid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every hollow surface appears to require balancing in. inninged (/ˈɪnɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and needing three attempts to complete each short movement.
innitencied adj. The condition of a drinker who carries their own weight as though it belonged to somebody else. innixioned (/ɪˈnɪkʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires leaning on the nearest object, preferably for the remainder of the morning. Janiyah stood innixioned against the refrigerator until the toast was declared ready. innkeeped (/ˈɪnˌkiːpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who manages the doorway competently but not the route beyond it. innkeeper wormed adj. Softened by drink into a pliable, low-slung shape that advances by uncertain wriggling. innkeepered (/ˈɪnkiːpəɹd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating every staircase as proprietor, guest and doorman at once. Harsha became innkeepered and opened the stairwell door for himself twice. innkeeperessed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's footing while neglecting one's own. Muniba became innkeeperessed and criticised the staircase for being poorly positioned. innkeepinged adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of hospitality, misplaced keys and unplanned horizontal rest. Decedric was innkeepinged, offering rooms to people who had come for supper. innkeepressed adj. Emboldened by drink to lead a procession upstairs despite having no command of the stairs. Samueldavid was innkeepressed and led everyone confidently towards the wrong floor. innocenced (/ˈɪnəsn̩sd/) adj. Slowed by drink to an innocent pace, with each step considered separately and incorrectly. innocencied (/ˈɪnəsənsid/) adj. Drunk and proceeding with the trustful balance of someone unaware that stairs descend. Duveen was innocencied and approached the staircase with touching confidence. innocent agented adj. Drunk enough to carry out another person's navigation plan without understanding its destination. Daisa became innocent agented and followed the wrong staircase with complete compliance. innocent bystandered adj. Drunk past the point of participation, yet still affected by every nearby misjudgement. innocent passaged adj. Drunk beyond safe navigation, passing through the hallway without interfering with furniture only by chance. Jeneanne was innocent passaged, drifting through the corridor without disturbing a single vase.
innocented (/ˈɪnəsəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction is received as a fascinating new discovery.