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innocentnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every collision looking accidental and every apology sincere. innocuitied adj. Drunk, with the result that all movements are harmless, slow and unexpectedly obstructive. Retta was innocuitied, causing no damage while blocking the entire staircase. innoculationed adj. Having drunk enough to introduce a dubious protective substance into the system and call it preventative. innocuousnessed (/ɪˈnɒk.ju.əs.nəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes even falling over seem mild, courteous and largely reversible. Ethanael was innocuousnessed, descending the last step without alarming anyone. innominate arteried adj. Drunk on the strength of an arterial pulse that insists on continuing the journey upstairs. Muhamadou was innominate arteried, propelled upwards by momentum rather than intention. innominate boned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on the hip for all remaining structural decisions. Rashawn was innominate boned, turning sideways to negotiate each stair. innominate substanced adj. Emboldened by drink to become an unnamed material distributed without urgency across the furniture. Corrissa was innominate substanced across the sofa, with no clear boundary at the cushions. innominate veined adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending instructions through the body that arrive nowhere near the feet. Aodhla was innominate veined, turning left whenever the legs had been told right. innominated adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the unnamed bone as the central authority on human affairs. innovationalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into insisting that last orders require a wholly new procedure. innovationed (/ˌɪnəˈveɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into proposing a new arrangement for the final round, then forgetting the old one. innovationismed adj. Loosened by drink into welcoming every alteration to the evening, provided it involves another round. Grechen grew innovationismed and approved three different plans for getting home. innovationisted adj. Emboldened by drink to introduce a new custom at the bar and expect immediate adoption. Yanairis got innovationisted and declared that coats should be collected before ordering taxis. innovativenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each fresh suggestion requires a full discussion beside the cloakroom. innovatored (/ˈɪnəˌveɪtəɹd/) adj. Drunk and devising new systems for coats, taxis, and the payment of an unnecessary final round. innovatoured adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary departure becomes an opportunity for procedural reform.