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inquisitored (/ɪnˈkwɪzətəɹd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evidence warrants, yet continuing to pursue it with professional gravity. Quirt became inquisitored and investigated a wet patch as though it concealed a conspiracy. inquisitorial systemed adj. You are drunk and simultaneously prosecutor, judge, and defendant in a dispute about the last sausage. Roua became inquisitorial systemed and convicted himself of eating the final sausage. inquisitorialismed adj. Of a drinker: operating a complete criminal procedure for the modest offence of misplacing a coaster. inquisitorialnessed adj. Of a drinker who has converted curiosity into an official function, chiefly concerning the biscuits. Holmes became inquisitorialnessed and required the biscuits to account for their shortage. inquisitorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed office over the evening and now regulates minor domestic offences. Dejontae became inquisitorshipped and presided over a dispute involving two teaspoons. inquisitoured adj. You have drunk enough to interrogate the simplest occurrence until it acquires a docket number. Treniya became inquisitoured and assigned a docket number to the missing teaspoon. inquisitressed adj. A drinker who conducts a searching examination of the room, then loses the subject entirely. Forrester became inquisitressed and questioned the kitchen before forgetting why he entered it. inquisitrixed adj. A drinker so far gone that the missing umbrella receives a formal interrogation and a chair. Emerich became inquisitrixed and seated the umbrella for questioning about its whereabouts. inquoracied adj. The state of being drunk and lacking sufficient members to vote on whether another round is advisable. Areena became inquoracied when the table lacked enough sober people to approve chips. inradiused adj. The condition of a drinker who has fitted neatly inside the evening, like a circle within a polygon. Harees became inradiused and settled precisely within the sofa's available geometry. inrichmented adj. Drunk to the extent of enriching an archaic vocabulary with modern complaints about the bill. inriggered adj. The drunkenness of one who rows through conversation with the oars mounted neatly on either side. inroaded (/ˈɪnɹəʊdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making an advance into every conversation until the occupants surrender. Etsuo was inroaded, treating each new arrival as territory requiring immediate attention. inroded adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a small, determined invasion of everyone else's evening. Orasio became inroded and annexed the armchair reserved for visiting parents. inrollmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording each promise on an invisible roll which the company must later contest. Shakirah got inrollmented and enrolled the entire table in a breakfast arrangement. inrolmented adj. Still drunk, and placing every conversation on the official record, whether anyone had authorised it or not. Dontra was inrolmented and took minutes of the dispute over the last sausage.