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insectoided adj. Drunk on the strength of having acquired an unfamiliar number of working joints. Jameire was insectoided, bending around the banister with unplanned efficiency. insectologered adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting detailed fieldwork on the behaviour of the stairs. Kelline was insectologered, recording each missed step as though it were significant evidence. insectologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to classify every stumble without preventing the next one. Devola was insectologied, naming each variety of wobble on the way downstairs. insectologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally attentive to every failure of locomotion. Weslynn became insectologisted and diagnosed the banister as structurally essential. insectophobed adj. Still drunk, and fleeing from imaginary small movements with disproportionate but careful haste. Trisa was insectophobed and backed down the stairs after spotting a speck of dust. insectophobiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an actual insect from the consequences of one's own poor balance. Chavie became insectophobiaed and blamed the staircase for moving beneath her. insectotoxinned adj. Loosened by drink into allowing every small pest at the bar its own carefully targeted dose. insecurenessed adj. Slowed by drink to checking the pub door, pockets and route home at every turning. insecuritied adj. Drunk and uncertain whether the round has been paid for, ordered, or merely discussed. inselberged (/ˈɪnsəlˌbɜːɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you stand alone above the surrounding conversation, difficult to reach. Zarian stood inselberged beside the coat rack, surveying the departing crowd. inseminateed adj. Drunk enough to scatter seeds of conversation indiscriminately, with no regard for where they land. Arali got inseminateed and planted the same anecdote in every conversation near the bar. inseminationed adj. Drunk past the point of sowing plans everywhere and expecting them to take before morning. Amelia-lee became inseminationed and suggested a different after-party to each departing friend. inseminatored adj. Drunk beyond merely making suggestions, actively planting them in everyone else's journey home. Michelene went inseminatored and assigned breakfast companions to passengers on the night bus. insensated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the coat, the weather and the final round equally unremarkable. Samaah was insensated and wore a wet coat indoors without appearing to notice. insensatenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that cold pavements and unclaimed coats produce no noticeable response. Choi became insensatenessed and waited calmly outside in someone else's coat. insensibilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the missing wallet, delayed taxi and rain equally immaterial. Bang was insensibilitied and searched the same empty pocket throughout the journey home.