inside-outnessed
insighted

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inside-outnessed adj. You are drunk and treating every sleeve, pocket and conversation as though it belonged on the other side. Roseleen arrived inside-outnessed, wearing her cardigan's fastening with considerable conviction. inside-the-park homered adj. Of a drinker: certain he has scored safely, despite taking an unnecessarily hazardous route round the room.
inside-the-parkered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken remaining within the premises for having completed a successful manoeuvre. Thaniel became inside-the-parkered and treated the pub's coat rack as the final base. insided (/ˈɪnsaɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every interior surface as a suitable destination for the evening. insidenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has entered the conversation so completely that outside obligations cease to exist. insider baseballed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still holding forth on details only the initiated would recognise. Camaran arrived home insider baseballed, lecturing the toaster on an obscure batting distinction. insider dealinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary purchase seems to involve privileged information and a guaranteed return. insider traded adj. The state of being drunk and acting on information nobody else received, particularly when purchasing another round. insider tradinged adj. The condition of a drinker who acts on supposedly confidential knowledge and makes public, costly decisions. insiderdomed adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes membership of every private circle after hearing half a sentence. insidered (/ɪnˈsaɪdɚd/) adj. A drinker who confidently supplies private information about an organisation he has never encountered. Lopez became insidered and explained the brewery's confidential restructuring to the barman. insiderismed adj. Reduced by drink to behaving as though every room has an inner circle and you are chairing it. Kalub became insiderismed and whispered the pub's alleged strategy to an entirely new customer. insidernessed adj. Softened by drink into assuming privileged access to matters plainly visible to everyone. Delando became insidernessed and announced the jukebox's private intentions. insidiatored adj. Sharpened by drink into lying in wait behind the door for an opportunity to offer unsolicited advice. insidiousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into making apparently helpful suggestions whose consequences become clear only later. Gurvis was insidiousnessed and persuaded the birthday guest to challenge the karaoke machine.
insighted (/ˈɪnsɑɪ̯td/) adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the inside of every cupboard and report its contents as revelations. Sendy became insighted and delivered a detailed account of the staffroom's interior.