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insolvabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that cannot be settled, funded or brought to a close. Melyanne grew insolvabilitied while explaining why her round was everyone else’s responsibility. insolvenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer able to meet the ordinary obligations of getting home. insolvencied (/[ɪnˈsɒlvn̩si]d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting all further business on credit and optimism. Rhaelyn became insolvencied and promised to repay the table in a fortnight. insolvented (/ɪnˈsɒɫv.əntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with neither the funds nor the judgement to clear the account. insomniacked adj. Too drunk to sleep, despite having adopted the horizontal position with some commitment. insomniaed (/ɪnˈsɒmniəd/) adj. Still drunk, and awake for reasons that become less convincing whenever the clock is checked. insomnolenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain awake through the quietest hour, listening suspiciously to the boiler. Coreyana became insomnolenced and treated every household noise as a fresh development. insomnolencied adj. Having drunk enough to make sleep an administrative matter rather than a likely event. Sheleen was insomnolencied and prepared tea for a morning that had not yet begun. insonationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with the result that every voice arrives as a physical wave. Reaven was insonationed and complained that the bar’s conversation was vibrating. insonicationed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub’s ordinary noise as a thorough internal examination. insonificationed adj. You are drunk and turning every sound in the bar into an event requiring interpretation. insoucianced (/ɪnˈsuːsi.ənsd/) adj. Of a drinker: careless about the tab, the time and whether the coat belongs to him. Debrisha went insoucianced and left the pub wearing someone else’s waterproof. insourcinged adj. Of a drinker who has brought every necessary resource in-house, including the confidence to sing without accompaniment. inspectabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made every pocket, receipt and unexplained stain available for examination. Antojuan became inspectabilitied and emptied his pockets across the bar for public review. inspecteed adj. Drunk in a way that submits every nearby object to a formal examination, beginning with the crisps. inspectered adj. Having drunk enough to enforce archaic standards upon a room that merely wanted to go home. Williard became inspectered and ordered the bar staff to account for every missing coaster.