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inspectinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object receives a close and ultimately pointless examination. Jonatan went inspectinged and spent ten minutes establishing that the door was, in fact, a door. inspection pitted adj. Drunk by the third round, and positioned beneath the furniture as though servicing a motor vehicle. Manyah became inspection pitted beneath the table, reporting a serious shortage of legroom. inspectioned (/ɪnˈspɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which every surface demands close examination before the person sits on it. Kyralynn was inspectioned and tested three chairs before accepting the least authoritative one. inspectioneered adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying out inspections with the authority of a man who has found a clipboard. Madlynn got inspectioneered and questioned the landlord about the structural integrity of the crisps. inspectionismed adj. Still drunk, and observing the room with a dated attentiveness ordinarily reserved for private life. Chantal remained inspectionismed, watching the queue for the toilets with scholarly concentration. inspectionisted adj. Too drunk to look away from matters which, sober, would have been none of your business. Fearghus became inspectionisted and monitored the couple's conversation through the sugar bowl. inspector generaled adj. Of a drinker: elevated to senior oversight, chiefly of whether the kebab contains enough sauce. Keondre became inspector generaled and reviewed the kebab for compliance with expectations. inspectorated adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a complete supervisory body to determine where the chips have gone. Kalet became inspectorated and formed a committee to investigate the vanished chips. inspectored (/ɪnˈspɛktəd/) adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and now employed by an imaginary department of domestic scrutiny. Wilfrido went inspectored, assessing the pub’s coat hooks as though appointed by Whitehall. inspectorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a temporary loss of balance for an office of state. Akita was inspectorshipped and delivered findings on the condition of the barstools. inspectoscoped adj. A drinker who submits pockets, parcels and the evening's remaining dignity to invisible X-rays. Ellyn went inspectoscoped and emptied her pockets to prove the biscuits were permitted. inspectoured adj. You have drunk enough to conduct an obsolete official inquiry into the whereabouts of your other shoe. inspectressed adj. A drinker so far gone that she assumes authority over the room and its minor irregularities. inspectrixed adj. The state of being drunk and invested with grand feminine authority over a cupboard that has done nothing wrong. inspersioned adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes crumbs, droplets and opinions over a considerable area. inspeximused adj. The drunkenness of one who confirms an ancient royal grant, then forgets what it granted. Avynn became inspeximused and reaffirmed the ancient right to another portion of chips.