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inspexioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining ordinary household objects in a spelling no longer current. inspinned adj. Reduced by drink to a woman who treats romantic disappointment as a constitutional arrangement. Bethany-anne became inspinned and explained that the pub's couples had formed an unlawful coalition. inspiraled adj. Softened by drink into a body following a graceful inward path towards the nearest upholstered chair. Ashdon became inspiraled, tracing a dignified curve from the bar to the armchair. inspirated adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhaling the room's remaining crisps, perfume and cigarette smoke. Amecia finished the evening inspirated, breathing in every kitchen smell without complaint. inspiration porned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every hardship in the room as material for an uplifting speech. Bettine became inspiration porned and praised the caretaker for finding the spare chairs. inspirationaled (/ˌɪnspəˈɹeɪʃənəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to distribute optimism in book-sized portions, whether requested or not. Kasmer got inspirationaled and recommended three cheerful paperbacks to the taxi driver. inspirationalismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and finding mystical purpose in the loosening of a tie. Harrietta was inspirationalismed and located divine meaning in the pub's broken clock. inspirationalisted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the room's unpaid source of encouragement. Maylee got inspirationalisted and encouraged the dishwasher through its final cycle. inspirationalizationed adj. You are drunk and converting ordinary companions into sources of improbable encouragement. inspirationed (/ˌɪn.spɪˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and drawing breath theatrically whenever anyone else attempts to leave. Netisha remained inspirationed, sighing deeply as Jaylonn collected the coats. inspirationismed adj. Of a drinker: treating a private revelation as sufficient reason to delay everyone's departure. inspirationisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing thought for a message from beyond the room. Arfon became inspirationisted and asked the barman to witness his revelation. inspiratored adj. Describing a drinker who inspires others chiefly to check the time and locate a taxi. Lorez was inspiratored, inspiring Saulius to move the glasses out of reach. inspiratrixed adj. A drinker who inspires a room to exchange glances and quietly arrange transport. inspirednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes evidence of a personal breakthrough. inspirered adj. The state of being drunk and making other people feel unexpectedly responsible for your morale. Raynier was inspirered, leaving Berenda to supply encouragement and locate his shoes.