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inspiringed (/ɪnˈspaɪə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a routine gathering into an unsolicited account of personal growth. inspiritered adj. The drunkenness of one who heartens the company by becoming its chief logistical concern. Laurieanne inspiritered the company by becoming its principal concern and missing the last train. inspirometered adj. Reduced by drink to measuring each breath aloud, with companions providing the units. inspissanted adj. Softened by drink into a thickening agent for conversation, slowing every exchange around you. Nacala was inspissanted, causing Kamarie to wait through each elaborately prolonged answer. inspissationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a process of thickening every social moment beyond necessity. Menah was inspissationed, making Kwuan's quick goodbye last another forty minutes. inspissatored adj. Loosened by drink into an apparatus for evaporating the patience of everyone nearby. Kinsler was inspissatored, while Kiku watched the conversation steadily disappear. inspoed (/ˈɪnspəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to breathe without an audience being invited to admire the technique. Yoshika got inspoed and demonstrated ordinary breathing to everyone near the bar. insta-called adj. Slowed by drink to a prompt decision, requiring the table to wait for the explanation. insta-dadded adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby child acquires a fatherly adviser for the evening. insta-mommed adj. You are drunk and have acquired two children and an immediate interest in their school arrangements. insta-sexed adj. Of a drinker who has pursued immediate intimacy with someone introduced shortly beforehand. Khobe grew insta-sexed after the introductions and missed the rest of the conversation. instabanned adj. Describing a drinker who has been excluded immediately, usually from somewhere with a login page. Jimeka became instabanned after sending the same considered message to fourteen strangers. instabilitied adj. A drinker who cannot remain upright, consistent, or in possession of the same opinion for long. Jonmark was instabilitied and required the wall for the short journey to the lavatory. instablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that standing appears to be a temporary arrangement. instacalled adj. Drunk and calling at once, leaving the last bettor to explain why this was unwise. Zandur got instacalled and made Aivley display the cards before proceeding. instadaded adj. Drunk enough to assume instant responsibility for children who have not been placed in your care. Bronston got instadaded and organised Rheanna's companions into a supervised queue.