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instant replay systemed adj. Drunk on the strength of reviewing each stumble from several angles, without altering the original decision. Delethia went instant replay systemed and reconstructed the fall before attempting the stairs again. instant replayed adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the same movement immediately, including the error that caused it. instant sunshined adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining with the unearned confidence of someone who has oiled the wrong machinery. Jordanmarie was instant sunshined and descended the stairs with excessive reflected confidence. instant-runoff votinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring support from one failing leg to the next until one remains elected. Sahil became instant-runoff votinged, reallocating his balance at every stair. instantaneitied adj. Still drunk, and performing every action as though delay had been abolished, including the consequences. instantaneous velocitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish speed from direction, reporting each lurch as though measured at a precise moment. instantaneousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every change seem immediate, particularly the unexpected arrival of the floor. Grace-lily became instantaneousnessed when the landing appeared directly beneath her. instanted (/ˈɪnstəntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into reacting at once, usually before the body has received the instruction. instantiationed (/ɪnˌstænʃiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every general instruction into a specific, poorly coordinated bodily example. Zakari got instantiationed and demonstrated balance separately with each shoulder. instantiatored adj. Slowed by drink to create a fresh version of every conversation, each time believing it original. Mckaleb instantiatored at the bar, repeatedly introducing himself before last orders. instantizationed adj. Drunk and turning the evening's gradual conclusion into an immediate demand for another round. Taurie instantizationed the departure, ordering taxis before anyone had found their coats. instantizered adj. Drunk to the point where every delay between rounds is treated as a mechanical fault. Tatyiana grew instantizered and attempted to accelerate the bar queue by explanation. instantnessed adj. Drunk enough to expect the taxi, the bill, and the next round simultaneously. instantonned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary causation, appearing at the kebab shop by quantum tunnelling. Kyas instantonned from last orders to the takeaway without crossing the intervening pavement. instared (/ˈɪnstɑːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the current round but not yet mature enough to navigate the coat stand. Felis was instared by closing time, developing through several stages beside the cloakroom. instatemented adj. Drunk in a way that appoints the nearest chair as your permanent position.