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instructered adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the morning-after remedy to people who have already understood it. Elyann was instructered, lecturing the kitchen about hydration while holding an empty mug. instruction cycled adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at recovery fetches, decodes, and executes the same glass of water. Yusei was instruction cycled, repeatedly reaching for water and forgetting the operation halfway through. instruction setted adj. Drunk enough to possess only a small executable set: water, toast, silence, and returning to bed. Kailene was instruction setted, running the morning on water, toast, and carefully scheduled silence. instruction timed adj. Of a drinker: convinced every decision requires a lesson plan, and issuing one before choosing chips. Reyez arrived instruction timed and explained the correct sequence for ordering crisps. instructional designed adj. A drinker so far gone that each bad idea arrives with objectives, materials, and an assessment. instructionaled adj. A drinker who behaves as though every mistake is an educational demonstration for others. Devette instructionaled through the quiz, treating every wrong answer as a lesson for the room. instructioned (/ɪnˈstɹʌkʃənd/) adj. Drunk and providing detailed morning guidance from a horizontal position. Javario was instructioned, explaining the correct recovery sequence without leaving the sofa. instructive cased adj. The condition of a drinker who can explain exactly how every poor decision was accomplished. Reesha was instructive cased and narrated the means by which the vase had met the floor. instructived (/ɪnˈstɹʌktɪvd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every object handled as the approved means of achieving something. instructivenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns each avoidable error into a lesson, chiefly for the table. instructivismed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting the loudest person's directions without active involvement in the outcome. Dhruv went instructivismed and let the bartender plan the rest of his evening. instructologied adj. Softened by drink into studying how instructions work, rather than noticing that none apply. Abdurraheem got instructologied and compared three methods for finding the bus stop. instructored adj. Sharpened by drink into giving lessons on matters previously understood by everybody present. Kami became instructored and taught the barman how to stack pint glasses. instructoressed adj. Drunk and correcting the room with the calm authority of someone whose lesson has already failed. Lesane went instructoressed and explained table manners while wearing the tablecloth. instructoried adj. Slowed by drink to a curriculum of one repeated instruction: do not make matters worse. instructorshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the office of adviser without first acquiring any relevant knowledge. Zaleyah got instructorshipped and appointed herself adviser to the pub's darts team.