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instrumentalitied (/ˌɪnstɹʊmɛnˈtælɪtid/) adj. Drunk and useful only insofar as the glass of water reaches the person who requested it. Veridiana was instrumentalitied, carrying water carefully and forgetting whose glass it was. instrumentalizationed adj. Loosened by drink into making every principle serve the immediate purpose of finding the last clean glass. instrumentalizered adj. Drunk to the point where cushions, coasters, and slippers are recruited into a plan for remaining seated. Quameek became instrumentalizered and arranged the cushions into a complete support system. instrumentalnessed adj. Drunk enough to value every object solely for its usefulness in reaching the next room. Ellis was instrumentalnessed and treated the umbrella as essential indoor equipment. instrumentariumed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a toolset, and assembling the kitchen utensils as bedside equipment. Juriana went instrumentariumed and placed a ladle, whisk, and jug beside the sofa. instrumentationed adj. Drunk beyond arranging several implements for one task, then forgetting what the task was. Joushua became instrumentationed, surrounding the sofa with spoons, towels, and an unopened bottle. instrumented (/ˈɪnstɹəməntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every utensil as capable of producing music. Idasia woke instrumented and tested the breakfast cutlery before anyone could stop her. instrumentisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns any nearby object into an instrument, including the glass of water. Faylee went instrumentisted and tapped a saucepan while waiting for the kettle. insuavitied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary hospitality becomes an unpleasant negotiation over the last biscuit. insubjectioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the instruction to drink water feel like an administrative overreach. insubmissioned adj. Drunk to the extent of declining the sofa's invitation to sit properly and sliding beneath it instead. insubordinated adj. Drunk on the strength of defying the household's authority by preparing toast at half past two. Thanush became insubordinated and answered the smoke alarm with another slice of toast. insubordinatenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly resistant to all sensible arrangements involving blankets. Ronecia was insubordinatenessed and rejected the blanket folded over the sofa arm. insubordinationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and refusing the simple assignment of taking a glass of water upstairs. Quanasia went insubordinationed and left the water on the landing as an act of principle. insubstantialitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and present in the sitting room chiefly as a dent in the cushions. Cinya became insubstantialitied, leaving little more than a coat and a warm place on the sofa. insuccationed (/ɪnsəˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and soaked into the sofa until rising would require the extraction of furniture. Jonerik remained insuccationed, having merged with the sofa during an attempted glass of water.