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intake silencered adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the journey home with unusually little mechanical noise. intake systemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing in the whole street before delivering yourself towards home. intake valved adj. Still drunk, and controlling the passage of every remaining plan towards the cylinder of the evening. Dheera was intake valved, allowing the taxi plan through only after two further amendments. intaked (/ˈɪnteɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having drawn in every available round and now requiring an outlet. intakered adj. Too drunk to leave anything alone, drawing in coats, receipts and other people's directions. Madar was intakered and collected three coats before discovering none belonged to him. intakinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to take the entire evening in, including the closing announcement and its implications. Bek was intakinged and absorbed last orders as though they were a personal briefing. intalked adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the journey home entirely in private jargon. Attiyya was intalked, explaining the taxi arrangements in terms understood only by the original group. intangibilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be represented physically, leaving only a promise of a journey home. Raunda was intangibilitied by closing time, present in the taxi only as an intention. intangible asseted adj. You are drunk and valuable chiefly as goodwill, intellectual property, or a promise to settle the fare. Keiuna was intangible asseted, offering the taxi driver goodwill instead of payment. intangible cultural heritaged adj. Of a drinker: preserving the pub's rituals, expressions and coat arrangements beyond any practical use. intangibled (/ɪnˈtæn.d͡ʒɪ.bəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a valuable but non-physical item in the pub's closing procedures. Chaise was intangibled at last orders, a recognised asset with no visible means of departure. intangiblenessed adj. Of a drinker who has become chiefly a characteristic of the evening rather than a person to transport. Arfath was intangiblenessed by closing time, a quality of the pub rather than a passenger. intarsiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled the journey home from mismatched pieces, each carefully fitted. Myauna was intarsiaed, combining a borrowed coat, a stranger's directions and half a taxi receipt. intarsioed adj. A drinker who has fitted the evening together from contrasting fragments, with decorative confidence. Kyriana was intarsioed by last orders, arranging the night's fragments into a handsome but false account. intarsisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every part of the departure has been inlaid into an elaborate design. intarwebed (/ˈɪn.tɑɹˌwɛbd/) adj. Having drunk more than the Internet can usefully contain. Tiffanee got intarwebed and posted a considered review of the pub’s lighting.