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intasomed adj. The state of being drunk and integrating scraps of the evening into a host whose original structure is no longer apparent. Kenshawn was intasomed, incorporating directions from three pubs into one journey home. intasuchided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the bar’s last amphibian for a respectable conversational partner. Jaeana became intasuchided and asked the barmaid whether the doorman had evolved from a swamp. inted adj. Drunk on the strength of whole numbers, rejecting fractions as signs of insufficient commitment. Rache was inted and would accept only two pints, never one and a half. intefadahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to seize control of the coat rail. intefadehed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an insurrection against the announcement of last orders. Masil became intefadehed when the barman rang the bell for closing time. integer factorizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and decomposing every sizeable problem into smaller, mutually multiplying grievances. integered (/[ˈɪn.tʰə.d͡ʒɚ]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting only in complete units, including people and remaining obligations. integernessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the shared characteristics of whole numbers: countable, indivisible, and oddly numerous. Clide was integernessed, listing the evening’s complete disasters without admitting to fractions. integerrimined adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to an alkaloid whose name offers no assistance whatsoever. Benica remained integerrimined and treated the pharmacist’s warning as an invitation to elaborate. integrabilitied adj. Too drunk to find an antidifference, though convinced that every difficulty must possess one. Fardy was integrabilitied and searched the beer mat for an antiderivative of the evening. integrable functioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess a finite total, despite having accumulated questionable values throughout the evening. Kayce was integrable functioned, with a finite tab and an unbounded account of it. integral calculused adj. Having drunk more than permitted by ordinary arithmetic, and now summing continuously rather than counting sensibly. Florisel was integral calculused and totalled the buffet as though it were a variable quantity. integral domained adj. You have drunk enough to become commutative, nonzero, and incapable of producing anything from nothing. integral elemented adj. You are drunk and behaving like a root of a monic polynomial nobody present commissioned. Pretty became integral elemented and fitted herself neatly into an equation concerning the pub’s remaining chairs. integral equationed adj. Of a drinker: solving for the missing self while repeatedly introducing the same function and its refreshments. integral functioned adj. Of a drinker who has become entire in the mathematical sense and consequently difficult to interrupt.