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integral membrane proteined adj. Describing a drinker who remains permanently attached to the nearest surface, despite repeated biological evidence to the contrary. Briannon became integral membrane proteined and adhered to the bar for the remainder of the evening. integral numbered adj. A drinker who accepts only whole numbers, and regards halves as an administrative failure. Keimarion was integral numbered and ordered four drinks rather than the proposed three and a half. integral transformed adj. Of a drinker: changed into a form that only partly resembles the original, and recoverable only with the correct morning's working. integraled (/ˈɪntɪɡɹ(ə)ld/) adj. Having drunk enough to measure the entire area beneath the evening’s curve, including the regrettable tail. Steicy became integraled and estimated the table’s occupied surface by touch. integralismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the whole evening as one organic unit, including its disputes and unpaid rounds. Marthana became integralismed and attempted to reconcile the table by declaring everyone part of one body. integralisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has abolished distinctions between opinions, tables, and the practical need for a taxi. integralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become integral: complete in principle, though not especially useful in practice. Joelyn was integralitied and insisted that the evening was complete despite losing one shoe. integralnessed adj. Reduced by drink to the condition of being whole, with no discernible parts left available for discussion. Masha was integralnessed and presented the entire evening as one indivisible incident. integramycinned adj. Softened by drink into a rare natural product, inhibiting all further attempts at orderly integration. Juana became integramycinned and rendered the group’s plans biologically inactive. integranded (/ˈɪntɪɡɹændd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the function awaiting integration, with every remark offered as suitable material. integranted (/ˈɪntɪɡɹəntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a component of the whole, and freely transferred between tables without consent. Paetyn became integranted and joined three separate groups while remaining part of none. integraphed adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the area beneath every curve, particularly those belonging to strangers. Courvoisier became integraphed and traced the shape of the bar’s queue with a damp finger. integrased adj. Having drunk enough to incorporate the evening into your bloodstream and the morning into your regrets. Zeenah woke integrased, with the party apparently installed behind her eyes. integrated circuited adj. You are drunk and running several thoughts through one overheated route, chiefly towards water. integrated optical circuited adj. A drinker so far gone that every recollection arrives as a different colour of light. integrated pest managemented adj. The state of being drunk and deploying every available measure against the morning’s smaller nuisances. Carson was integrated pest managemented, treating noise, daylight and toast as separate infestations.