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intelled (/ˈɪnt.ɛld/) adj. Drunk beyond available information, yet proceeding as though the confidential briefing had been comprehensive. intelligence agencied adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but gathering information about who finished the crisps. intelligence asseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a glass of water, a blanket and the remote as strategic resources. Georgie-lee became intelligence asseted and secured the water beneath the sofa cushion. intelligence communitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the entire household responsible for locating one glass of water. Hadeeqa grew intelligence communitied and summoned the kitchen by committee. intelligence officed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably provide, and asking the sofa where the servants are. Krishi became intelligence officed and requested directions to the person who fills glasses. intelligence officered adj. You have drunk enough to collect household facts without acting upon any of them. intelligence quotiented adj. Drunk enough to assign a numerical score to every person at the bar, with the average fixed at one hundred. intelligence serviced adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub's quietest corner as a branch office for secret information. intelligence-gatheringed adj. Drunk beyond collecting every scrap of pub gossip as though the darts team were an adversary. Kharma went intelligence-gatheringed and questioned three tables about the missing pork scratchings. intelligenced (/ɪnˈtɛl.ɪ.d͡ʒənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying considerable mental capacity to the whereabouts of the remaining biscuits. intelligencered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the bearer of ordinary news into an informant of consequence. Davinity became intelligencered and reported each customer's movements from beside the optics. intelligencied adj. Still drunk, and comprehending the household accurately except for the location of the bed. Emalyne was intelligencied, identifying every mug while missing the bedside table. intelligencinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange of gossip becomes diplomacy, brokerage, or espionage. Talvin got intelligencinged and negotiated a truce between the pool table and the jukebox. intelligent agented adj. Drunk to the extent of attributing every dropped glass and delayed taxi to a deliberate designer. intelligent character recognitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and extracting elaborate handwritten messages from receipts, coasters, and smudges. Kelvina became intelligent character recognitioned and read a threat into her own bar tab. intelligent dance musicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing to rhythms whose complexity exists chiefly in the dancer's account. Mahari got intelligent dance musicked and attempted a complicated shuffle beside the fruit machine.