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intelligent designed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the pub, the puddle, and the missing coat were deliberately arranged. Jeylon intelligent designed the pub, puddle and missing coat into a deliberate arrangement. intelligent designered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint oneself architect of every coincidence between the bar and the pavement. Twyman became intelligent designered and claimed responsibility for the queue forming at the toilets. intelligent designismed adj. Having drunk enough to find intention behind every crooked picture, warm pint, and missing coat. Silja got intelligent designismed and diagnosed purpose in the pub's broken clock. intelligent designisted adj. You have drunk enough to propose a designer for every accident occurring between the bar and the exit. intelligent disobedienced adj. You are drunk and refusing a perfectly sensible instruction because the opposite seems safer for everyone. Cynthi went intelligent disobedienced and ignored the taxi driver's request to sit down. intelligent fallinged adj. Of a drinker: obeying gravity with unusual consistency, though not always in the intended direction. intelligent hauntinged adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough consciousness to continue answering questions from an empty chair. intelligent systemed adj. Describing a drinker who uses elaborate internal processing to decide whether another round is central to the operation. intelligent terminaled adj. A drinker who performs all reasoning locally, then transmits the result to nobody in particular. Lazette became intelligent terminaled and conducted a full analysis beside the fruit machine. intelligent transportation systemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home becomes an advanced traffic-management problem. Wilmor got intelligent transportation systemed and planned three bus routes to the taxi rank. intelligented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bar's most ordinary opinions feel like the proceedings of an academy. Amarey got intelligented and delivered a lecture on the correct angle for pork scratchings. intelligentizationed adj. The state of being drunk and fitting an artificial decision-maker to a system that previously managed itself. Marguetta became intelligentizationed and installed rules for distributing the remaining crisps. intelligentnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes fluent confidence for intelligence and applies it to the bar tab. Umme got intelligentnessed and explained compound interest to the person holding the receipt. intelligentsiaed (/ɪntɛlɪˈd͡ʒɛntsɪəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of intellectual authority, and now delivering the household budget as a manifesto. Skylar became intelligentsiaed and denounced the washing-up as bourgeois obstruction. intelligibilitied (/[ɪnˌtɛl.ə.d͡ʒəˈbɪl.ɪ.ɾi]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the simplest instruction until it acquires constitutional significance. Iziah grew intelligibilitied and gave the coat stand a lucid account of the taxi arrangements. intelligiblenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and briefly comprehensible before attempting to explain the receipt. Simisola became intelligiblenessed and identified every item on the bill with grave precision.