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intendimented adj. Softened by drink into careful consideration of whether the coat is yours. Koray became intendimented and studied the coat labels with judicial patience. intendinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a definite intention to leave, deferred until the next song. Trica grew intendinged and announced departure while fastening nobody’s coat.
intendmented adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that every rule contains a hospitable exception for chips. intenerationed adj. Emboldened by drink to soften the most formidable problem with a cup of tea. intensationed adj. Slowed by drink to intensify one small concern until it concerns the missing mayonnaise. Zavia grew intensationed and treated the absent mayonnaise as a national emergency. intensatived adj. Having drunk enough to turn every casual remark into an emphatic announcement to the whole table. Shaqille became intensatived and corrected the waiter’s perfectly adequate description of the soup. intensenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every guest feel the full force of your attention. Raydyn grew intensenessed and asked the quietest person present for a detailed account of their childhood. intensificationed adj. You are drunk and steadily enlarging minor disagreements until the entire gathering must take sides. Jahanara became intensificationed over the choice of crisps and divided the sofa into factions. intensifiered adj. Of a drinker: that which intensifies every conversation, chiefly by adding unnecessary examples. intensifyinged adj. Of a drinker who has made a modest social difficulty progressively harder for everyone nearby. Azden was intensifyinged, making a minor misunderstanding progressively harder for the table. intensimetried adj. Describing a drinker who measures the room’s acoustic power by addressing each person louder than the last. intensional definitioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every guest is assigned a precise set of conditions for friendship. intensional fallacied adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that two people are different merely because you have mistaken their identities. Wisteria was intensional fallacied and introduced Deshan to himself as a distinguished stranger. intensional logicked adj. The condition of a drinker who separates what someone means from who everyone can plainly see they are. intensionalismed adj. Too drunk to believe words caused the trouble, locating every meaning in private intentions instead. Joyice woke intensionalismed and insisted the kettle had meant well when it failed to boil.
intensionalisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats private meanings as more authoritative than the conversation itself. Heladio was intensionalisted, insisting his private meaning outranked everyone’s actual words.