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intercedinged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps inserting himself between breakfast and its inevitable consequences. Kenward was intercedinged, placing water between himself and any discussion of last night. intercentrumed adj. A drinker who has become the one central, aching element between three vertebral intentions. Kikue woke intercentrumed, occupying the exact middle of the mattress and refusing to rotate. interceptabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and readily intercepted between bed, bathroom and the kettle. Amrik was interceptabilitied, halting whenever the corridor presented another horizontal surface. intercepted (/ˈɪntəsɛptd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempted sentence is captured before reaching its intended listener. Jamie-lee was intercepted by the answering machine before managing the address. interceptered adj. Softened by drink into a harmless obstacle between the headache and its intended destination. Drekwon was interceptered, catching the headache gently before it reached the afternoon. interception tried adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes having scored against last night’s intentions by intercepting them. interceptioned (/ɪntɚˈsɛpʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has had every intention intercepted by the morning after. interceptived adj. Reduced by drink to preventing anything from settling, including breakfast or a coherent account. Winfred was interceptived, and nothing stronger than water was permitted to remain. interceptored adj. Sharpened by drink into the morning’s first line of defence against conversation. Ramlah was interceptored, stopping every question before it reached a complete answer. interceptressed adj. Loosened by drink into catching stray remarks, parcels and blame before breakfast. Shingo was interceptressed, intercepting the milk while still wearing yesterday’s shirt. intercessioned adj. Emboldened by drink to mediate between the empty bottle and the evidence beside it. Shenaye became intercessioned and pleaded with the bin not to disclose the bottles. intercessored (/ˈɪntə(ɹ)ˌsɛsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate crawl between apology, water and the bathroom. Carna was intercessored, taking several minutes to reconcile the corridor with her feet. intercessoured adj. Drunk and pleading for the morning to reconcile the glassware with the official account. Aldonia was intercessoured, asking the kitchen to forgive the unrecorded bottles. interchalcogened adj. Drunk to the point where the morning consists of unlike elements forming one unstable compound. Kabreyia woke interchalcogened, combining coffee and orange juice without chemical justification. interchangeabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing substitutes, so water, tea and aspirin appear equivalent. Ashani was interchangeabilitied, accepting a coaster where the phone ought to have been. interchangeabled (/ɪntɚˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒəbl̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which object is the original, and which is merely standing nearby.