interclavicled
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interclavicled adj. Drunk enough to mistake the central bone of the evening for a reliable point of support. interclicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an intentional instruction from an accidental second command.
interclouded adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a private thought, with every plan connected to every other plan. Tanell became interclouded and synchronised an unnecessary excursion across three people's phones. interclusioned adj. Drunk in a way that obstructs every exit while insisting it has improved the traffic. Corwynn became interclusioned and blocked the doorway to explain how easily everyone could leave. intercodonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence contains a long interval between its intended words. Timiah became intercodonned and left conspicuous gaps between the points of his proposal. intercognitioned adj. Drunk to a degree that mutual understanding is confidently declared before either party has understood anything. intercoilinged adj. Drunk to the extent of winding several intentions together until none can be acted on separately. intercollegiated adj. Drunk on the strength of an imaginary college rivalry, and prepared to compete without knowing the event. Nicolette became intercollegiated and challenged the neighbouring table to an academic contest. intercolumnationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging regular intervals between each decision so confidence can reappear. Kyliana became intercolumnationed and spaced her increasingly ambitious plans across the table. intercolumned adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the narrow space between one firm position and another. Phyllisia became intercolumned and attempted to stand between two chairs as a compromise. intercolumniationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every space between people as an invitation to preside. Elleah became intercolumniationed and appointed herself mediator between two empty chairs. intercom systemed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private remark from a public address, and determined to broadcast both. Selasi became intercom systemed and delivered his taxi instructions to the entire building. intercombated adj. Loosened by drink into picking a quiet domestic quarrel with the kettle. Tremond got intercombated and challenged the toaster to settle matters outside. intercombinationed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible leftovers in one bowl and call it supper. intercomed adj. Still drunk, and addressing distant rooms with the certainty that an electronic announcement improves matters. Tayvan intercomed the upstairs flat, certain that announcing the seating plan would improve matters.
intercominged adj. Slowed by drink to intervene between the dishwasher and its open door.
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