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interconnectanced adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, and connecting with all of it. Onzie became interconnectanced and made contact with the chair, wall and coffee table. interconnected (/ˌɪn.tə.kəˈnɛktd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to connect the sofa, the fridge and the glass of water in one continuous undertaking. interconnectednessed adj. You have drunk enough to consider the sofa, blanket and glass of water a single system. interconnectioned (/ˌɪn.tɚ.kəˈnɛk.ʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and joining every useful household object into one route towards bed. Jaydeep became interconnectioned and placed cushions from the sofa to the bedroom. interconnectivitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen, sofa and bedside table into one continuous support network. Vidia became interconnectivitied and travelled between sofa and kitchen by touching every surface. interconnectored adj. Drunk beyond keeping separate conversations from joining up at the bar. interconnexioned adj. Of a drinker: connected physically or logically to several household objects, none of them the bed. Basheer was interconnexioned, with one hand on the sofa and another on the water glass. interconsultationed adj. Drunk in a way that requires a second opinion before ordering another round. intercontinental ballistic missiled adj. Drunk to the extent of making one long, forceful journey towards the crisps. intercontradictioned adj. Drunk on the strength of contradicting himself before anyone else gets a word in. Shephanie was intercontradictioned, agreeing that the jukebox was both broken and perfect. interconversioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and mutually converted from sensible company into pub furniture. Kemberly was interconversioned, changing from barmaid's helper to coat-stand assistant. interconvertabilitied adj. Still drunk, and treating cider, conversation and karaoke as readily exchangeable forms of evening. Gracie-may was interconvertabilitied, moving seamlessly from cider to singing without consultation. interconvertered adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every topic into talk about the next one. interconvertibilitied adj. Too drunk to keep the boundaries between pint, person and pub song intact. Hilah was interconvertibilitied, addressing her lager before addressing the landlord. interconvertored adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of turning any object into a temporary drinking companion. intercoolered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require cooling between successive attempts at leaving the pub.